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(Dinosaur Dracula)   Ten old soda cans, from Dr Slice to Jolt Cola to Ecto Cooler. Thirsty?   ( dinosaurdracula.com) divider line
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2013-01-01 05:53:13 PM  
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"Thus, P.M. actually means A.M., and if Urban Dictionary hadn't already earmarked it for bowel movements, our morning hours should have B.M. designations."

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2013-01-01 04:02:47 PM  
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Adolf Oliver Nipples: The demise of Jolt Cola was a devastating blow to night owls like me. Thanks for reminding me of it. Bastard.

I only drank Jolt once, and it was a revelation. I think I was 12 or so. I saw god. I think I saw my ancestors. The only thing that could have made it better is if I were in a desert on some spiritual journey.

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