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(Komo)   Man attacked by 3 coyotes in own backyard. Survives thanks to failed ACME products   ( divider line
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2013-01-01 06:39:02 PM  
5 votes:

titwrench: CSB

Back in my youth my parents had a house in a suburb that backed up to rolling hills full of wildlife. Sometimes I would go out and get drunk and when I would get dropped off I would be too drunk to walk up the driveway (approximately 250 feet) so I would just pass out in the yard by the mailbox. My dad wo

2013-01-01 06:10:05 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse: I was once attacked by 3 cougars in my back yard
2013-01-01 02:48:41 PM  
3 votes:
Three coyotés? Can I get that on a t-shirt?
2013-01-01 12:38:47 PM  
3 votes:
If there's a coyote attack in your neighborhood or one showing aggression, you are urged to contact the Department of Fish and Wildlife.

I think I'd contact the Department of High Speed Projectiles.
2013-01-01 09:10:52 PM  
2 votes:
"Was that wrong....should I not have done that?"

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2013-01-01 05:30:02 PM  
2 votes:
Hopefully, he will guard against future attacks by painting a tunnel on the side of his house.
2013-01-01 05:11:14 PM  
2 votes:
If he had been armed with the hunting weapon of choice, the bushmaster in .223, he would have been fine.

/too soon?
//too much?
///tries to cover all the bases.
2013-01-01 03:48:42 PM  
2 votes:

brantgoose: Three coyotés? Can I get that on a t-shirt?

On the next full moon.
2013-01-01 12:47:18 PM  
2 votes:
When asked for a statement, the man responded "Meep, meep!"
2013-01-02 12:53:29 AM  
1 vote:

knbwhite: strapp3r: Man attacked by 3 coyotes in own their backyard

Another farker posted a similar comment. I don't know where you guys are going with this line of thinking. Pretty much everywhere was inhabited by animals first, probably where you live too. Should we just continue to go vertical in the cities to not increase the footprint? Same with agriculture to feed a growing population? To keep the population from growing should we stop immigration and limit offspring to no more than two per couple?

For myself, I'll keep hunting managed wildlife and trying to keep the coyote population down. If a person choses to not hunt coyotes I respect their right to choose.

Essentially, we want to believe nature has a code of honor, and we want to believe humans are always wrong, so we're going to blame the shiat out of every coyote attack victim using any meme or hip saying we can cobble together. Yes, including Taylor Mitchell.

/btw, welcome to FARK
2013-01-01 07:29:30 PM  
1 vote:
Yup, absolutely no reason whatsoever for a citizen to need a semi-automatic weapon for self defence.
If you can't Kill Shot Bambi in 1, you may be no real hunter, but as a food source, you can excell.
2013-01-01 06:22:51 PM  
1 vote:

queezyweezel: At that point you drop the airgun and lunge at the coyote with your bare hands. Headbutt it a few times, then chew its nipples off to teach it a lesson.

At which point the mating ritual is over and we can move on to the main event. I like where this is going.
2013-01-01 06:10:02 PM  
1 vote:

PapaChester: "But when they're starting to threaten the animals and people in their territory, it's gone a little bit overboard."


Have they got a flag?
2013-01-01 05:27:06 PM  
1 vote:
If he needs a bodyguard, we'll sell him Rick Perry.
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