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(Sky.com)   You know how sometimes you're just minding your own business eating kebabs in Norwich when you suddenly get attacked by two Oompa Loompas? I hate it when that happens   ( news.sky.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Norwich, kebabs, Roald Dahl, charlie and the chocolate factory, eating  
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2013-01-01 03:16:11 PM  
2 votes:
I've been waiting my whole life for an Oompa Loompa trifecta.
2013-01-01 03:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
I have a thing for midget porn...but can't stand orange skin.

So I am torn
2013-01-01 03:11:08 PM  
1 vote:
Either this is a repeat, or there are way to many Oompa Loompas running around committing crimes.
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