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(Sky.com)   You know how sometimes you're just minding your own business eating kebabs in Norwich when you suddenly get attacked by two Oompa Loompas? I hate it when that happens   ( news.sky.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Norwich, kebabs, Roald Dahl, charlie and the chocolate factory, eating  
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2013-01-01 03:11:08 PM  
Either this is a repeat, or there are way to many Oompa Loompas running around committing crimes.
2013-01-01 03:12:10 PM  
It's an oompa loompa epidemic. It keeps happening.

Oompa loompas must be banned.

2013-01-01 03:15:27 PM  

rockforever: Either this is a repeat, or there are way to many Oompa Loompas running around committing crimes.

These were a few bad apples don't go blaming all Oompa Loompas for their actions.
2013-01-01 03:16:11 PM  
I've been waiting my whole life for an Oompa Loompa trifecta.
2013-01-01 03:19:35 PM  
It's the Chocolate of Peace!
Not all Oompa Loompas are hooligan Oompa Loompas.
2013-01-01 03:21:31 PM  
Atleast they didn't make you their
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With Oompa Loompas around
There's really no way of knowing
Which direction the sperm is flowing
2013-01-01 03:22:10 PM  
I have a thing for midget porn...but can't stand orange skin.

So I am torn
2013-01-01 03:24:52 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
2013-01-01 03:31:32 PM  
The Oompas got a two day head start on you, which is more than they need. They've got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, they speaks a dozen languages, know every local custom, they'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see them again. With any luck, they're inside the chocolate factory already.
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