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2012-12-31 05:31:03 PM  
15 votes:
I have been sending them vials of my semen so that they can make replacement children.  That's still OK, right?  Otherwise I gotta start sending it to Brooklyn Decker again
2012-12-31 10:43:34 PM  
5 votes:
I sent actual stuffed animals.

If they can't appreciate the way the taxidermist posed my old dog, Mr. Fetches -- or even bother to mount the 12-point buck I shot in Arkansas last year above the principal's office door, I'm checking out. Did all I could do. Only time will heal.
2012-12-31 09:00:14 PM  
4 votes:

phlegmmo: Newton, CT officials: "Please stop sending us stuff"

Makes sense.  It's probably earmarked for Newtown, instead.

Sorry, but packages in motion tend to stay in motion.
2012-12-31 10:13:09 PM  
2 votes:
I sent them some soup in an envelope - didn't hear back from them so screw 'em.
2012-12-31 09:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
Reminds me of The Onion story following 9-11: "Not knowing what else to do, woman bakes cake with American flag design."
2012-12-31 11:31:36 PM  
1 vote:

StoPPeRmobile: Popcorn Johnny: I don't understand the point of sending donations to begin with.

Have you not been paying attention?

God needs money.

Money I can understand, but what does he need with a starship?
2012-12-31 10:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure all they really want are those bulletproof backpacks.
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2012-12-31 09:36:03 PM  
1 vote:

Vectron: I sent some bandaids because I figured they were all out.

You joke but I remember after 9/11, there was a story just like this that included a bit about a girl who made a ball out of 3,000 band-aids and sent it to "The People of New York". Hopefully, the people of Newtown will be able to regift things to those who were hit by Hurricane Sandy, who may actually need to replace the teddy bears that were washed out to sea.
2012-12-31 09:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
No one send a crazed child murdered, I heard someone already sent one.
2012-12-31 08:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
I sent them some nice coffee mugs. You know, cuz everyone should have nice coffee mugs.
2012-12-31 08:51:35 PM  
1 vote:
Good to see everyone coming together tho, tbh. Restores my faith in humanity.

/off to the politics tab!
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