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2012-12-31 01:31:15 PM  
 Following up the other subtab contests from earlier today, here is the fifth and final subtab contest for the Business tab. Which one deserves the title? Vote for your favorites here.
2012-12-31 01:32:59 PM  
After BJs, Costco is eager to penetrate deeper into Virginia

2012-12-31 01:33:15 PM  
American Airlines and U.S. Airways agree to terms of merger. "We seek to create an airline that combines the low on-time performance of American with the horrendous customer service that has made U.S. Airways a household name"

2012-12-31 01:38:58 PM  
Apple Brings Jobs to Texas. Can't you just leave the poor guy in the grave?

2012-12-31 01:44:41 PM  
Chicago strip club offers customers lap dance in exchange for toy donation to charity, Jade, Destiny

2012-12-31 01:44:58 PM  
Colorado beer industry takes steps to eliminate "smoky" taste from local water so as to avoid giving Coors any semblance of flavor

2012-12-31 01:45:45 PM  
Cuba introduces income tax for the first time in more than 50 years, to the dismay of the six Cubans who have an income

2012-12-31 01:46:04 PM  
Facebook pays $1 billion for a company that produces a free app that can make pictures from your $500 phone look like they were taken with a $10 camera

2012-12-31 01:46:45 PM  
Ferdinand A. Porsche dead at 76. Nothing was the same after 911

2012-12-31 01:47:13 PM  
If Apple continues on its current trajectory, it could wind up at $1 trillion. If it uses Apple Maps, it could wind up at a gas station in Botswana

2012-12-31 01:48:00 PM  
Illinois Amtrak train sets a record by going over 110 mph. Officials concede that Amtrak trains have been clocked at higher speeds, but this one was different because it actually stayed on the tracks

2012-12-31 01:48:27 PM  
Introducing: Air. A carbonated water beverage with 4% alcohol by volume. Virtually odorless, colorless, and tasteless, it may at first seem like Coors Light, but should you consume enough, this stuff will actually get you drunk

2012-12-31 01:49:40 PM  
Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers

2012-12-31 01:50:32 PM  
Purple produce purveyors petulantly proclaim premature primavera preemptively prevented personal prosperity, postponing packaged product premiere, prompting product pusillanimity

2012-12-31 01:50:51 PM  
Taco Bell introducing a new line of 'upscale' and 'gourmet' menu items. Order your butthole monocles now

2012-12-31 01:54:23 PM  
Thai workers: "We need a 300-baht minimum daily wage next year." Thai official: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn baht man"

2012-12-31 01:54:40 PM  
Thalidomide victims are flippant about drug maker's apology

2012-12-31 01:56:37 PM  
Total signs $2.3 billion shale deal. You would have to sign 500 Kellogg's shale deals to equal the shale dealing power of Total

2012-12-31 01:56:53 PM  
US credit rating downgraded to Redneck Lottery Winner

2012-12-31 01:57:17 PM  
US hotels are going out of their way to make Chinese tourists feel at home. Services include slippers, hot tea, a quiet place where their kids can assemble some tennis shoes

2012-12-31 01:57:43 PM  
Zynga stock plummets because of poor earnings. [Need more earnings? Buy some now]

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