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2012-12-31 12:07:49 PM  
And like the other subtab contests from earlier today, here are the top-voted headlines from the Entertainment tab. You know the drill, vote for your favorites.
2012-12-31 12:11:41 PM  
Axl Rose to serve jury duty. He will listen to your SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA PLEAS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAS

2012-12-31 12:11:58 PM  
Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office

2012-12-31 12:13:42 PM  
Clay Aiken finally admits that he had the "fat sucked out of his chin". Wow, his boyfriend must be reeeeeeallly good

2012-12-31 12:14:40 PM  
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse. One year sober

2012-12-31 12:15:02 PM  
David Arquette will no longer be giving Courteney Cox

2012-12-31 12:15:22 PM  
Dear Mister Kotter, Juan Epstein is dead. Signed, Epstein's Mother

2012-12-31 12:16:07 PM  
Heidi Klum poses naked lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec sollicitudin libero id elit

2012-12-31 12:16:27 PM  
IRS to Lionel Richie: Hello, it's you we're looking for

2012-12-31 12:19:39 PM  
Jenna Jameson blew a high number; also: gets DUI

2012-12-31 12:23:10 PM  
Kenny G's wife files for divorce. After twenty years of marriage she got tired of boring sax

2012-12-31 12:23:27 PM  
Lindsay Lohan's publicist quits, wants to take on less stressful job such as opening a synagogue in Tehran

2012-12-31 12:23:42 PM  
New Tom Cruise movie "One Shot" gets retitled to "Jack Reacher." Cruise said to be excited for the sequel, "Jack Reacher Round 2"

2012-12-31 12:27:53 PM  
Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider

2012-12-31 12:28:09 PM  
Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN

2012-12-31 12:28:26 PM  
"Some actress just delivered her third baby. 'Reese' something..." "Witherspoon?" "No, with her forceps"

2012-12-31 12:28:44 PM  
Stevie Wonder files for divorce, even though he isn't seeing someone else

2012-12-31 12:31:44 PM  
Teen Mom show will go out "with a bang" in its final season. Wait, isn't that how the show came about in the first place?

2012-12-31 12:32:05 PM  
The Village People insist there were never any gay overtones to their songs, that they were all written after a long night of banging hot young broads with Liberace, Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly

2012-12-31 12:32:38 PM  
Upcoming movie 'Stolen' stars Nicholas Cage as a violent man searching for his kidnapped daughter. The producers were going to call it something else, but it was already Taken

2012-12-31 12:33:10 PM  
Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death

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