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(Huffington Post UK)   The 50 Shades Of Grey effect: classic literature to be republished with enhanced sex scenes and audiobook versions to be given 70's funkerific soundtracks   ( huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, Arthur Conan Doyle, Dr Watson, sex scenes, Wuthering Heights  
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2012-12-31 08:49:06 AM  
5 votes:
will gilbert gottfried read them as well?
2012-12-31 11:21:59 AM  
2 votes:

weirdneighbour: I don't get it, this can't be the first erotic book for women. Whats the big deal?

/know nothing about the book except it is supposedly ultra-erotic
//please excuse my ignorance

Someone invented sex again. Shhhh
2012-12-31 10:55:23 AM  
2 votes:
"mummy porn"

2012-12-31 10:48:03 AM  
2 votes:

elvisaintdead: will gilbert gottfried read them as well?

As narrated by Betty White
2012-12-31 07:04:26 PM  
1 vote:
Ahem. Stupid FARK.
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2012-12-31 03:00:50 PM  
1 vote:
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/bonus if you realize WHO the ponies are. When you see it...
2012-12-31 01:16:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-31 11:45:23 AM  
1 vote:

suthrnrunt: now give me some tale tale heart with graphic sex scene up till the point he dismembers someone while farking them in their skill where the pale eye use to be..

You do realize that the pale eye is the first literary allusion to anal bleaching.
2012-12-31 11:35:07 AM  
1 vote:
"Captain Ahab plunged his harpoon into the exposed flank of Moby Dick, harder, and harder, over and over again. "I Stab at thee." he said, through half-closed grey eyes. "From hell's heart." Another plunge of his mighty harpoon. "I stab at thee". "
2012-12-31 11:33:03 AM  
1 vote:

Vlad_the_Inaner: "mummy porn"


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There you go. Victorian era Mummy / bondage porn.
2012-12-31 11:19:04 AM  
1 vote:
So the bluehairs decided on another sexual revolution? How fascinating.
2012-12-31 11:15:58 AM  
1 vote:
With that, Attractive and Successful Jim slid off his tattered wet pants.

Huck donned a huge smile and licked his lips as he was taught through so many delightful lashings. "Wow!" he exclaimed. "That's bigger than Pap and Tom both put together!"

/it's a big handbasket and i'm taking all of you with me.
2012-12-31 11:13:36 AM  
1 vote:
I've always thought that Little Women could benefit from the addition of lots more porn.
2012-12-31 11:06:35 AM  
1 vote:
Good, someone is making Northanger Abbey bearable.

/still want those hours of my life back
2012-12-31 10:52:42 AM  
1 vote:

Thunderboy: Audio books don't typically have soundtracks.

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