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(TMZ)   Kim Kardashian let Kanye finish   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2013-01-01 01:14:52 AM  

hasty ambush: JacksonBryan: 18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years...
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke nubianz

I wonder if it is really his child?

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2013-01-01 01:14:58 AM  

MorrisBird: Much as I hate commenting in  a Kardashian thread, good job, <b>submitter</b>!

2013-01-01 01:22:45 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: So .... how much money on her being too posh to push?

No bet. It's a given.

And with a headline that great I can't even biatch about it being a repeat. Bravo subby.
2013-01-01 01:24:05 AM  
Not only did I watch that for 4 minutes, I didn't really hear a birth announcement... just some dumb song. Did I not pay attention enough?

Additionally, I assumed Kanye West could sing, but judging by the amount of auto tune going on apparently he is tone deaf.

I'm completely confused by this video. Oh well, its not like I actually cared.
2013-01-01 01:34:43 AM  
*slow clap*

Nicely played, Subby, nicely played. HOTY for sure.
2013-01-01 01:54:54 AM  
18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
2013-01-01 02:23:57 AM  
Masterful, <b>Subby</b>

/HOTY candidate for sure
2013-01-01 04:35:55 AM  
Was going to post a pic of a coat hanger.
2013-01-01 05:01:57 AM  
I'm shocked (and thankful), this didn't have a "newsflash" attached to it.
2013-01-01 06:10:36 AM  
So, the kid's gonna have a fat, ugly-ass ass, and like fish sticks.
2013-01-01 06:13:51 AM  
That is one, phuqed up looking shiater.

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2013-01-01 06:21:31 AM  

Brick-House: Who knew you could get preggers from Anal...

I could be wrong, but I thought the brothers generally tended to like butts but not go for anal. Paradoxical, but that's what I had heard.
2013-01-01 07:49:46 AM  
I love this because I'm certain that every headline about KK is a dagger in Paris Hilton's heart.
2013-01-01 09:20:14 AM  
Well at least her belly will match her ass in 6-7 months.

Excellent play subster
2013-01-01 09:34:20 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: mayIFark: This gonna sound dumber than hearing a Kardashians speak....

I don't get it.

Ok quick history lesson. A while back Kanye interrupted some award acceptance speech that Taylor Swift was giving, and he started out with "I'mma let you finish, but.."

Now then, Kanye is dating Kim Kardashian, apparently the fish sticks were a lie. With me so far? Ok, now then, apparently miss I feel bad about my playboy pictures but apparently not the sex video where I lay there like a dead fish, is preggo. See the joke is that she let him finish, presumably inside her. Violla! You now understand the joke.

This is what happens when you do not keep up with celebrity gossip. Thank you.
2013-01-01 09:51:30 AM  
Her ass is going to get huge(r).
Woman is going to drop a turd and have it slip into orbit around her ass
2013-01-01 10:12:57 AM  
2013-01-01 10:26:06 AM  
I hope she gets an abortion.
2013-01-01 10:49:19 AM  

doczoidberg: I hope she gets an abortion.

Nope. Plenty of people have overcome bad parenting to amount to something. President Millard Fillmore's father sold him into slavery (called indentured servitude) at te age of 15. He had to teach himself to read. President Andrew Johnson was also a slave (indentured servant).

I am not saying the spawn of these two will produce a President or even be the person who cures cancer but to terminate them on th basis of their parents is awfully close to NAZI like eugenics.
2013-01-01 11:32:34 AM  
Think about what you said there, though.

Two future U.S. Presidents were put into awful situations as young people. Maybe that's what caused them to elevate themselves so much. They had chips on their shoulders and probably spent their entire lives with something to prove.

On the other hand, Kim and Kanye's child will likely obtain more in baby showers than the average American will earn in half a decade. If, when it grows up, it has any ambition past rolling out of bed in the morning, it will have a contact list full of millionaires to help finance it.

Don't get me wrong, I am not pushing for eugenics or anything like that, but what we're talking about are two wholly different types of "bad parenting" (potentially, maybe Kim and Kanye will be the best parents ever or at least have the sense to outsource it to various caregivers).
2013-01-01 11:47:30 AM  
"Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?"

You can take Kanye out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of Kanye.
2013-01-01 12:54:32 PM  

Tumunga: That is one, phuqed up looking shiater.

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Wait to you see it after being wrecked by a baby.
2013-01-01 02:05:05 PM  
Congratulations to the hired help who will raise Kim and Kanye's baby, you'll be an awesome mom.
2013-01-01 02:16:07 PM  
can we get a poll going on what color the child will be?
2013-01-01 02:16:10 PM  
I'm so glad that we had two headlines about this in the same thread. I mean, it's just such an important story.
2013-01-01 03:54:03 PM  

Mad Mark: "Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?"

You can take Kanye out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of KanyeKim.

2013-01-01 06:02:05 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks that she got pregnant only for the publicity?

I mean, she made millions off of the "wedding". Imagine how much she can make off of a baby.
2013-01-02 01:41:42 AM  

SomeoneDumb: Just wait til she learns the baby lasts more than 72 days.

Hell's bells, I wish I'd thought of that one. Well-played.
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