Snapper Carr: since it's so late, can we move this to the 2013 HOTY stack?
zappaisfrank: Just what the world needs..another out-of-wedlock Hollywood crotchfruit borne from two of the most insipid, worthless human beings ever to be thrust upon the world's stage.She's famous for a lousy home shot pron tape and for having a freakishly large ass, he makes incredibly boring music and is most famous for being a rude prick who selfishly and drunkenly jumped on stage at an awards show and spoiled what should have been a special moment for someone else in what has to be the ultimate "Look at me the attention whore" episode ever.Both of them need to go far..far away.
mayIFark: This gonna sound dumber than hearing a Kardashians speak....I don't get it.
Stile4aly: Well, people love a good comeback story.
MonkeyButton: I guess for Robert Kardashian, getting brain cancer & having satan's barbed tail repeatedly plunged in and out of his ass in a giant cauldron of boiling shiat for eternity isn't perdition enough.
ekdikeo4: Stile4aly: Well, people love a good comeback story.Or in this case, a come vagina story.
ThunderPelvis: Ohhhh, that's the one. Subby is...[i.chzbgr.com image 500x333]
Dingleberry Dickwad: mayIFark: This gonna sound dumber than hearing a Kardashians speak....I don't get it.Ok quick history lesson. A while back Kanye interrupted some award acceptance speech that Taylor Swift was giving, and he started out with "I'mma let you finish, but.."Now then, Kanye is dating Kim Kardashian, apparently the fish sticks were a lie. With me so far? Ok, now then, apparently miss I feel bad about my playboy pictures but apparently not the sex video where I lay there like a dead fish, is preggo. See the joke is that she let him finish, presumably inside her. ViollaViollin! You now understand the joke.
JacksonBryan: 18 years, 18 yearsShe got one of yo kids got you for 18 years...Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half18 years, 18 yearsAnd on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't hisNow I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)But she aint messin wit no broke nubianz
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