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(Daily Mail)   High heels really DO make you look good, say scientists admiring themselves in the mirror   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5021 clicks; posted to Geek » on 31 Dec 2012 at 3:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-31 03:22:21 AM  
2 votes:
Okey doke.

As a middle-aged guy, I'll wear heels out tomorrow on New Year's Eve.

Those and some fishnets should get me plenty of attention!
2012-12-31 10:01:27 AM  
1 vote:

PC LOAD LETTER: Most women look as elegant as a drunk rhinoceros whey they "walk" in high heels.

Who said anything about walking in them? They're for bed.
2012-12-31 09:52:46 AM  
1 vote:

Dingleberry Dickwad: natazha: A modest heel is nice, but 'stripper' shoes on the street? How about, no?

/They don't even look good on strippers.

I've never understood the stripper shoe concept. Why the hell make them platform shoes in addition to being high heels? And why make them so gods be damned ugly?

It's stage-magician style misdirection.
"Jesus Christ! Them's is some ugly shoes. There's so ugly that I completely overlook the herpes blister on this chicks face."
2012-12-31 09:19:38 AM  
1 vote:
Most women look as elegant as a drunk rhinoceros whey they "walk" in high heels.
2012-12-31 08:59:21 AM  
1 vote:

CarrieWhite: I prefer women in flats. Not slowly giving themselves a back injury is sexier.

sure thing, Butch.
2012-12-31 08:50:09 AM  
1 vote:
And when your heals are higher than my shoulders you'll feel good too.
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