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(The Sun)   Not News: Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance. Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)   ( divider line
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42041 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Dec 2012 at 11:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-30 12:08:23 PM  
7 votes:
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2012-12-30 02:55:09 PM  
4 votes:
Britain's most spoiled girl?? Seriously???

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2012-12-30 04:28:45 AM  
4 votes:
With all that money you'd think she could get a better boob job.
2012-12-30 02:32:20 AM  
4 votes:
I'm glad she toned down her makeup since her Flavor of Love days...

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2012-12-30 01:22:25 PM  
3 votes:
When I see spoiled little airhead twits like this, I'm always reminded of two sayings that my late grandmother used to say to me.

1 - "You can tell what God thinks about money by looking at the people He gives it to"


2 - "The things you see when you haven't got a gun"
2012-12-30 10:43:38 AM  
3 votes:
2012-12-30 01:34:10 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-30 12:31:10 PM  
2 votes:

Shalashaska: kwame: Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.

I just now realized that the woman from the article is actually a Real Doll. My apologies for insulting your lady.

All that does is let me know you remember a thread from a year and a half ago, kid. You're still an awful person.
2012-12-30 11:56:02 AM  
2 votes:

ko_kyi: nice to see Fark sticking up for rich people that spend money, instead of stashing it away in foreign bank accounts.

If it were up to me, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.
2012-12-30 11:50:01 AM  
2 votes:
I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't going out with no broke ..... UH!

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2012-12-30 11:30:19 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, she's British hot.
2012-12-30 11:27:16 AM  
2 votes:
Money can't buy class.
2012-12-30 10:46:00 AM  
2 votes:
Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.
2012-12-30 08:23:38 AM  
2 votes:
*Yawn* Yes precious, you're unique.
2012-12-31 11:27:30 AM  
1 vote:
Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want a a god damn Oompa Loompa NOW!
2012-12-31 12:50:58 AM  
1 vote:
"She says she 'could never date someone who is poor'

I doubt that very much. If there is one thing a spoiled little princess can't resist it's a broke-ass shady scoundrel.

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2012-12-30 08:07:46 PM  
1 vote:
FINE... (while I'm on a roll here) most spoiled girl in Britain...

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2012-12-30 04:56:59 PM  
1 vote:

DownDaRiver: Can you imagine having to be the poor Vietnameese immigrant that has to give this coont her brazilian bikini wax?
Having to sit there with her vag in your face, listening to her cry about how her daddy issues, how her boyfriend need$ to spend more money her and how much she loves her new 20K Hermes handbag.

...And then you'd get to rip out her pubic hair by the roots. There's always a bright side.
2012-12-30 04:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
This site and the sites it links to are horrible. Strangely enough, my fingers automatically type in "fark" when I am bored. They must remember the glory days of yore.
2012-12-30 02:50:01 PM  
1 vote:

FatherChaos: Damn Sun and no pic linking...

So. the fifth picture down. The one with her standing next to the car.

Is it just me, or does everyone imagine her doing the Peggy Bundy walk?

The car looks nice enough, but the photo's been reversed. The steering wheel is on the wrong side.
2012-12-30 02:21:32 PM  
1 vote:

flyinglizard: Amateur, she should meet my wife.

Tryin' to work up a 3-way, eh?
2012-12-30 02:20:10 PM  
1 vote:
Amateur, she should meet my wife.
2012-12-30 01:15:45 PM  
1 vote:

Ima4nic8or: Not a hottie in my book.

While I am not the least bit racist I just cant seem to get excited about the dark meat.

A wise man once said, "They're all pink on the inside..."
2012-12-30 12:55:51 PM  
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2012-12-30 12:45:40 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: accelerus: This is just a scaled up version of the poor black people that go and buy or "rent to own" a set of rims. It's just fake crap for a fake person.

Even having $32K a month thrown at her, I bet she still has bills that are late.

I wouldn't wish death on her -- the best possible punishment for her is to lose it all and live on the street eating out of a dumpster (or whatever they call them over on that side of the pond)

Upset your first race baiting troll didn't work so you decided to try again?

That's so cute.

Not at all, I'm at work, bored off my ass and just waiting for 3pm to get here. Race baiting -- nah, I just calls em' like I sees em'

Every race has their stereotypical pieces of crap -- this particular example just happens to have a rich daddy. If I started wearing a wife beater, drinking moonshine, and having sex with my sister -- I'd fully expect someone to point out how I was just some inbred redneck.
2012-12-30 12:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
Clicked and thought Wanda Sykes' daughter trying out for mom's old role in Pootie-Tang. Then I saw she is just British.
2012-12-30 12:27:33 PM  
1 vote:

kwame: Shalashaska: Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

You are. Wishing death on anyone makes you a horrible and disgusting person.

I just now realized that the woman from the article is actually a Real Doll. My apologies for insulting your lady.
2012-12-30 11:53:51 AM  
1 vote:
She looks like almost all of the skinny pretentious little annoying black women who come into the department store I work in to buy anything we have with the Michael Kors name on it.

300.00 for a handbag made out of PVC?

Its plastic you idiots..
2012-12-30 11:53:39 AM  
1 vote:
A Sun write up won't make her famous, sex tape to be released in three months.
2012-12-30 11:52:46 AM  
1 vote:
after reading that article i'd say all she needs is a good ass kicking
2012-12-30 11:51:32 AM  
1 vote:
"I could never date someone who was poor."

Well I could never date someone who looks like she starts every morning with a shovel to the face and wears more makeup than I do clothing, so I guess that's it then.
2012-12-30 11:42:14 AM  
1 vote:
I have an idea... Let's put her on a bus in India !
2012-12-30 11:41:58 AM  
1 vote:
they let their negroes have money over there?? ker-azy
2012-12-30 11:41:52 AM  
1 vote:
But does she bleach her a-hole?
2012-12-30 11:31:45 AM  
1 vote:
I'd make a Mocha Latte out of dat ass....
2012-12-30 11:29:55 AM  
1 vote:

Bedstead Polisher: Money can't buy class.

but it can buy dat ass (apparently)
2012-12-30 11:23:51 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-30 11:01:41 AM  
1 vote:

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush

Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:

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2012-12-30 07:44:11 AM  
1 vote:
I started to read that as Batman's most spoiled girl.  This article is significantly less interesting than I initially thought.
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