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(AZ Family)   If you're going to take a bank teller hostage, you typically do it at the bank. Not at her home   ( divider line
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2012-12-29 09:28:42 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, the old "bomb around the neck" trick. You don't need a bank employee for that, though. I've heard pizza delivery drivers work just fine.
2012-12-30 09:21:45 AM  
1 vote:
Did he have a gub?
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2012-12-30 08:29:54 AM  
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Did you assemble a howitzer?

Did you rob the same place twice?
2012-12-29 10:42:29 PM  
1 vote:

2wolves: You take the branch manager's family hostage. Noob.

Sometimes a supermarket manager's family will work, too...
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2012-12-29 08:56:51 PM  
1 vote:
You take the branch manager's family hostage. Noob.
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