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(io9)   If you've ever wanted blueprints of the rebel ships from Star Wars, here ya go   ( io9.com) divider line
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2012-12-29 06:57:16 PM  
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Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
2012-12-29 06:56:06 PM  
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No weight requirement for x-wing pilots which is not reflected in those faux blueprints.
2012-12-29 09:43:54 PM  
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2012-12-29 08:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
Already got it

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2012-12-29 08:29:57 PM  
1 vote:
Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] "A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. "

Dante Hicks: "Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... "

Randal Graves: "Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. "

Dante Hicks: "All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? "

Randal Graves: "All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.

[notices Dante's confusion]

Randal Graves: "All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living. "

2012-12-29 05:39:13 PM  
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