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(Doubtful News)   If there weren't enough things in Florida to freak out about, here is 17 feet more of scariness   ( doubtfulnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-29 01:40:45 PM  
4 votes:
"here is 17 feet more of scariness"

as I undid my zipper...
2012-12-29 01:59:36 PM  
2 votes:

orclover: Some lawmakers wish to enact bans on importation of certain kinds of snake.

Yep, better get those barn doors closed.

Hey Floriduh, yer barn door's open
2012-12-29 01:40:01 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a Sssssssnnaaake!

I'm a Sssssssnnaaake!

Ssssssuck my dick!

I'm a Sssssssnnaaake!
2012-12-29 02:15:15 PM  
1 vote:

Average annual deaths from animal attacks in the U.S.: Bee/Wasp 53, Dogs 31, Spider 6.5, Rattlesnake 5.5, Mountain lion 1, Shark 1, Alligator 0.3, Bear 0.5, Scorpion 0.5, Centipede 0.5, Elephant 0.25, Wolf 0.1, Horse 20, Bull 3, Python/other constrictor 0.6

Meanwhile, about 1,000 people in Florida are killed every year by .... Floridians.

So, not really that much of a monster, just a large, mainly harmless critter.
2012-12-29 02:12:17 PM  
1 vote:
"I've got 17 feet of scariness back at my place" is one of my favorite pickup lines.

/10% of the time it works every time
2012-12-29 01:57:22 PM  
1 vote:
Some lawmakers wish to enact bans on importation of certain kinds of snake.

Yep, better get those barn doors closed.
2012-12-29 01:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
It's not dead until the sun goes down. Or if it loops up into a hoop and rolls away. Or if they can get it to eat its tail and it disappears altogether. These are the only ways. Because if you chop it half, you'll just have two.
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