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(Doubtful News)   If there weren't enough things in Florida to freak out about, here is 17 feet more of scariness   ( doubtfulnews.com) divider line
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2012-12-29 01:57:22 PM  
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Some lawmakers wish to enact bans on importation of certain kinds of snake.

Yep, better get those barn doors closed.
2012-12-29 01:51:57 PM  
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Scary? I see some mighty fine new boots in the making.
2012-12-29 01:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
It's not dead until the sun goes down. Or if it loops up into a hoop and rolls away. Or if they can get it to eat its tail and it disappears altogether. These are the only ways. Because if you chop it half, you'll just have two.
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