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(Houston Press)   The seven deadly sins done Texas style. Come for the Gluttony (a shootout over fried skrimps), stay for the Pride (bragging on Twitter about an arrest warrant)   ( houstonpress.com) divider line
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2012-12-29 10:17:45 AM  
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-29 10:58:23 AM  
Both horses were asked if the sex had been consensual, and each replied with a "Neigh."

Neigh means neigh.
2012-12-29 12:33:08 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: With a mugshot slideshow bonus!

that there's a texas-sized heap a'awesome, ah tell ya whut.
2012-12-29 01:09:17 PM  
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Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for."

I reckon ol' Ernie got that second part right, yup.

/see, because Texas
2012-12-29 01:30:29 PM  
What's K-2?
2012-12-29 01:50:35 PM  

simplicimus: What's K-2?

That synthetic pot garbage. It's basically random plants sprayed with research chemicals that try to mimic pot but fail rather badly. People have had terrible reactions to that shiat. Just smoke real pot and skip that bs.
2012-12-29 01:52:33 PM  
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2012-12-29 01:55:10 PM  
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2012-12-29 01:55:48 PM  
I've been told that ebonics is racist. How did that make it into a headline?
2012-12-29 01:57:47 PM  
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2012-12-29 01:59:10 PM  
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I have the death sentence on 12 systems!
2012-12-29 02:00:48 PM  

Genju: I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

And one moving violation?
2012-12-29 02:02:13 PM  

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Ok, how about this instead...

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Don't bring a skrimp to a gun fight!

2012-12-29 02:04:12 PM  
Hey, has anyone posted this yet?!?!

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2012-12-29 02:15:04 PM  

Tight_as_an_Owl: Hey, has anyone posted this yet?!?!

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2012-12-29 02:17:08 PM  
8th deadly sin: being Texan.

/go ahead and secede, losers
//Mexico will gobble you up
///then white people will be the illegals
////cry some moar!
2012-12-29 02:23:16 PM  
I love this state.

When do we get our own tag?
2012-12-29 02:43:37 PM  
ftfa: Both horses were asked if the sex had been consensual, and each replied with a "Neigh."

2012-12-29 03:54:25 PM  
If you read through the article, it's not just 1 person for each sin, it's a bunch of them... They even include a teacher charged with banging 4 of the guys on the school footbal team, and her husband even didn't seem to mind... Look up her mugshot yourself...

2012-12-29 04:56:34 PM  

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What is that woman's name? The still is from a comedy video I saw a long time ago, and it was hilarious. Can't remember the comedienne's name, so the Google's are not helping...
2012-12-29 05:39:22 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: With a mugshot slideshow bonus!

Krystal Cook (#9) can burn down my house any time. Even if that is only her stage name.
2012-12-29 06:02:57 PM  
FTA: "man's best friend with benefits"

Nice turn of a phrase, that.
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