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(The Smoking Gun)   Finish before your sex partner does? That's a beating   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Palmetto, oral sex  
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14509 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 2:17 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 02:21:43 PM  
6 votes:

MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?

2012-12-29 02:40:05 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-12-29 02:27:51 PM  
3 votes:
So when was she his teacher?
2012-12-29 05:24:43 PM  
2 votes:

Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.


"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

Wow, I didn't realize I may be wanted by the law in 9 states.
2012-12-29 03:05:18 PM  
2 votes:

MemeSlave: muzzrphochr: illannoyin: Could have been worse...


/I'm sorry

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"However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

would take the throat slitting gladly.

/her vag probably looks like a slit throat.

They all kind of do.

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/ I'd have eight nickels!
2012-12-30 02:23:05 AM  
1 vote:
I always beat my partner before we start on the presumption that I won't climax.
2012-12-29 05:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
And I thought this happened only to other people:

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2012-12-29 03:20:44 PM  
1 vote:
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Malcolm McDowell has really let himself go.
2012-12-29 03:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.
2012-12-29 02:39:15 PM  
1 vote:
Which is why you give the lady a few minute head start.
2012-12-29 02:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
So she got a 68 and didn't realize it.

"A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had "heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.""

That sex must've been painful for the person lying over the phone.

2012-12-29 02:23:57 PM  
1 vote:
Could have been worse...


/I'm sorry
2012-12-29 02:19:28 PM  
1 vote:
Women always fake it anyway, so where's the crime?
2012-12-29 02:19:26 PM  
1 vote:
Some people pay extra for that.
2012-12-29 02:19:12 PM  
1 vote:
I thought in most cases it was a schlicking.
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