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(CBS Connecticut)   Nothing says "our hearts go out to you" two weeks after a tragedy more than an old fashioned, feel-good lawsuit for $100 million   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Newtown, Hartford Courant, lawsuits, shootings  
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13733 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 11:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 09:29:42 AM  
2 votes:
It would be more appropriate to sue the nutty raving assholes who strive to make guns easily accessible to nutbags.
2012-12-30 04:43:06 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, Virgina creatures that live on the blood and suffering of others do exist
No, they're not vampires
They're worse
They're lawyers
2012-12-29 05:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

naugahyde flexport: So the parents are upset that their daughter heard the shootings over the PA system. From that, should I assume that they would rather their daughter's teacher have been unaware of the danger and had his/her whole class including their daughter sitting in their seats waiting for a visit from the bullet fairy?

I like that. We should refer to the shooters as bullet fairy in the news coverage from now on.
2012-12-29 03:25:07 PM  
1 vote:

Apik0r0s: Dear Next Crazy Guy,

Please stay away from our schools and malls. Please find a law office, or even better yet, a legal convention.


2012-12-29 11:28:22 AM  
1 vote:

Silly Jesus: Abox: Silly Jesus: I hope he wins. It was absolutely preventable.

My uncle was in high school in the 50's. He tells a story of walking to school one day after hunting early in the morning. He put his rifle in his locker and went to class (this was normal in those days). At about lunchtime, out the classroom window, he and a bunch of guys in class noticed a huge buck grazing in the outfield of the baseball field. He and some guys ran and got their guns and as they made it to the field they heard a shot. It was the assistant principle. He had beaten them there and got the prize.

How do you think that this weirdo would have fared going into that school and trying to shoot up the place?


Really? Several unarmed teachers confronted him and were slaughtered. You don't think that the principle with a rifle would have fared better than the unarmed teacher?

No, he'd be outside shooting at the decoy buck the killer planted to distract him. And when he got back to the building he'd encounter a dozen guys with rifles and not know who to shoot.

/we know what your point is, why don't you just say arming school officials would help instead of dancing around with your CSB
2012-12-29 11:09:20 AM  
1 vote:
Someone please kill Irving Pinsky and any other lawyer who tries to make money off this mass murder.
2012-12-29 11:05:30 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, Fark lawyers - Why don't you clean up your industry? 99% of you guys give the others a bad name.
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