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(KXLY Spokane)   Burglar gets "escorted to the ground" and a free trip to the hospital after trying to break in to a Marine Corporal's parent's home. Semper Fi   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, burglary, Spokane County, parents  
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8989 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 10:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 01:28:21 PM  
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2012-12-29 10:36:33 AM  
3 votes:
Semper Fist
2012-12-29 11:15:28 AM  
2 votes:

Cyno01: Jeez subby, its Coreporal. Get it right.

You sure it's not Corpsporal?
2012-12-29 10:45:39 AM  
2 votes:
/Begin Adam West Batman TV Show sounds

Marine tackles perp "HOO"

Pair lands on ground "RAH!"

Handcuffs snap on "CLICK"

2012-12-29 11:09:07 AM  
1 vote:
Jeez subby, its Coreporal. Get it right.
2012-12-29 10:44:56 AM  
1 vote:

Katolu: "Escorted to the ground". New favorite phrase.

/oh, and nice one, corporal.

"The carpet ... let me show you it!"
2012-12-29 10:34:28 AM  
1 vote:

mr_a: Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?

that might require using a machined piece of steel that has a barrel where shaped pieces of lead inside an enclosed cylinder with some powder that explodes, and a mechanism that forces said encased powder to project said shaped piece of lead at a velocity approaching the speed of sound.
2012-12-29 09:48:23 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?
2012-12-29 08:45:26 AM  
1 vote:
I can just imagine the cops laughing at that dumbass when they got there.

You da man, Marine.
2012-12-29 08:29:22 AM  
1 vote:
A Marine rifleman recently returned from combat duty? Yeah, this time he picked the wrong house to try to clean out.

'Escorted to the ground', I'll have to remember that turn of phrase as it is pure awesomeness.
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