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(KXLY Spokane)   Burglar gets "escorted to the ground" and a free trip to the hospital after trying to break in to a Marine Corporal's parent's home. Semper Fi   ( divider line
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8989 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2012 at 10:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-29 09:20:38 AM  
5 votes:
TFA: Schwanke, a prolific criminal with nearly three decades of criminal history in Spokane County, according to authorities, was taken into custody

What the fark is a piece of shiat like this still doing on the streets?
2012-12-29 08:29:22 AM  
5 votes:
A Marine rifleman recently returned from combat duty? Yeah, this time he picked the wrong house to try to clean out.

'Escorted to the ground', I'll have to remember that turn of phrase as it is pure awesomeness.
2012-12-29 01:28:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-29 09:48:23 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?
2012-12-29 10:51:08 AM  
1 vote:

Silly Jesus: He had been in and out of prison his entire life for violent crimes.

"There's no room at the inn." All of the reservations have been made for drug charges, so the prison system has to decide...non-violent drug dealers, or petty criminals?
2012-12-29 10:46:32 AM  
1 vote:
Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing in it to steal.

Ryokan returned and caught him. "You may have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you shoud not return emptyhanded. Please take my clothes as a gift."

The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.

Ryokan sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow, " he mused, "I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."
2012-12-29 10:34:28 AM  
1 vote:

mr_a: Maybe the next guy could escort him into the ground...say like 6 feet deep?

that might require using a machined piece of steel that has a barrel where shaped pieces of lead inside an enclosed cylinder with some powder that explodes, and a mechanism that forces said encased powder to project said shaped piece of lead at a velocity approaching the speed of sound.
2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM  
1 vote:
"Escorted to the ground". New favorite phrase.

/oh, and nice one, corporal.
2012-12-29 08:45:26 AM  
1 vote:
I can just imagine the cops laughing at that dumbass when they got there.

You da man, Marine.
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