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(Fox News)   FBI declassifies files on Marilyn Monroe revealing that they trailed her, bugged her bedroom, and took hundreds of telephoto pictures because they feared she was a communist agitator   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, FBI, Marilyn Monroe, Los Angeles County District Attorney, B.I.G., Arthur Miller, J. Edgar Hoover, FBI files, Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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2012-12-29 10:05:46 AM  
7 votes:
I read that as communist alligator. Now I'm sad because I like my imagined headline better.
2012-12-29 09:55:17 AM  
2 votes:
Cripes. Is there anyone the FBI didn't think was a commie in the 50's? Or was J Edgar just looking for wardrobe ideas here?
2012-12-29 04:26:30 AM  
2 votes:
If she was a Communist agitator I would have hammered her sickle anyway.
2012-12-29 12:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
The Libtard Progs lurking here need to read something outside of Alinsky and Oliver Stone.

Such as - Anatoliy Golitsyn, Ion Pacepa, The Moscow Club, The Black Book of Communism, A. Litvinenko, Lunov and especially Victor Suvorov. I DARE you to argue with Suvorov.

How about Billingsly's HOLLYWOOD PARTY. Or, Kengor's DUPES?

During the period of the Nazi-Soviet Pact, actor Melvyn Douglas and screenwriter-director Philip Dunne proposed that the Motion Picture Democratic Committee, a conclave of industry Democrats, condemn Stalin's 1939 invasion of Finland. But the group was secretly dominated by communists, and it rejected the resolution. As Dunne later described in his 1980 memoir, Take Two: A Life in Movies and Politics, "All over town the industrious communist tail wagged the lazy liberal dog."

You who scoff need to give up the drugs and in it's place suck on the exhaust fumes of a Kenworth. You are a disgusting dangerous breed of oikaphobics.

You're the lazy basement dwelling curs who never understood why Polack Jokes were so popular during the time Poles were waging a desperate campaign to free themselves of Soviet Communist dictatorship. After pointing to the obvious, you still won't get it.

No. Much easier for your juvenile brand of snickering to believe Hoover wore skirts. And you can't even figure out the cui bono of that, which demonstrates more than anything else how easily you are led by the nose.
2012-12-29 11:52:11 AM  
1 vote:
I took my kids to one of his concerts and he doesn't look like any of the pictures in this thread, and his music sucks.
2012-12-29 11:27:12 AM  
1 vote:
товарищ !

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2012-12-29 10:33:52 AM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: Nemo's Brother: Karma Curmudgeon: gja: FBI was a pack of psychotic weirdos back then.

Back then, eh?

But we're just being racist if we do not fully trust our government and wish to continue to give them more power.

I prefer the theory that you're racist because nobody but you brought that up. And in final summation, I'm pretty comfortable with that theory.


Instead of a thread about a hot chick that could possibly blossom into a supermodel thread - maybe even some of them being Asian - we instead get a thread on the verge of devolving into conspiracy theories about Fartb0ngo and his alleged constitutional rape.

Why don't you go ply your trade in one of the fiscal cliff threads, dumbass. Full Size
2012-12-29 10:07:58 AM  
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2012-12-29 09:57:57 AM  
1 vote:
Que up Ann Coulter blowing Joseph McCarthy's corpse.
2012-12-29 08:38:15 AM  
1 vote:
They were really psycho about communism back in the day. It's a good thing we don't have anything that we're paranoid about nowadays.
2012-12-29 04:08:37 AM  
1 vote:
Land of the free
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