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(Jacksonville.com)   And on Christmas Eve, not a creature was stirring. Except for the stolen crab meat in this elf's purse   ( jacksonville.com) divider line
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2012-12-28 11:47:50 PM  
Crab thief looks kinda crabby.
2012-12-28 11:50:55 PM  
I think that is a Dead Octopus on her head.

/but I mean that in a nice way
2012-12-28 11:52:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Crab thief looks kinda crabby.

I don't think all the crabs were in her purse, either
2012-12-28 11:58:13 PM  
Ah, the old "I forgot to pay for it" line.
2012-12-29 12:09:32 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Crab thief looks kinda crabby.

I don't think all the crabs were in her purse, either

2012-12-29 12:22:55 AM  
On the starry eve of Christmas, what was dour Greta's feat?
The theft of delicious crab meeeeeat!

2012-12-29 02:57:00 AM  
$120 worth of crab meat?

Isn't that a lot?
2012-12-29 02:58:42 AM  
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2012-12-29 03:02:00 AM  
"She apologized and said she didn't mean to take it, according to her arrest report."

So she's been a shoplifter since 1990 but in all that time she hasn't come up with any better excuses than this?
2012-12-29 03:07:49 AM  
What a shellfish lady!
2012-12-29 03:10:14 AM  
CUTE! Bring her up to Klyngon turf where we can appreciate her
2012-12-29 03:55:05 AM  
The woman is a farkin lazy biatch. She lives in Jacksonville. There are all kinds of brackish water around there full of blue crabs. She could have caught all she wanted for free. For your poor unfortuneate souls who don't know what a blue crab is.
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2012-12-29 04:16:05 AM  

libranoelrose: $120 worth of crab meat?

Isn't that a lot?

They must be using cop math.
2012-12-29 04:29:03 AM  
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Subby that's not an elf, it's a DAMN ORC!
2012-12-29 04:34:59 AM  
things been tough since Funkadelic broke up.
2012-12-29 08:54:18 AM  
7th Son of a 7th Son:

Came for this. Leaving satisfied, and with a lot of crab meat.
2012-12-29 09:46:31 AM  
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2012-12-29 09:59:07 AM  
Saw a mud-crab the other day.

Awful creatures.
2012-12-29 10:22:59 AM  
She lives in Florida but she must be from Baltimore

Ooooh! I want crabs for Christmas! Ooooh! Only crabs will do!

\No, not scrod
2012-12-29 11:23:10 AM  
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