thorthor: Farkin ambulance chasing lawyers caused this mess in the first place, now if you legitimately slip and fall, (rare I admit), yer screwed.
Jim_Callahan: Or, to use shorter words, maybe the state wasn't cool with it being possible to rape a company's wallet on the strength of bare assertion?
gadian: Worst slip-n-fall I ever did happened as I was leaving a Dr's appointment. Slipped like I was a cartoon character or something, legs completely over head, fell and cracked my head on a corner edge of the sidewalk leaving the entry area. Good thing it was just a short trip back up some stairs, I had no idea even really shallow head wounds bled that much.
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