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(Topeka Capital-Journal)   Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to masturbate for money from strangers you meet on Craigslist   ( divider line
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19067 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2012 at 10:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-28 07:46:18 PM  
7 votes:
Speak for yourself, subby. When I masturbate for strange lesbians EVERYBODY wins.
2012-12-28 10:45:23 PM  
4 votes:
If you stand perfectly still, lesbians can't see you cumming.
2012-12-29 02:26:29 AM  
3 votes:
No good seed goes unpunished.
2012-12-28 10:35:47 PM  
3 votes:
It's never been about the money for me.
2012-12-29 12:34:28 AM  
2 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: It's never been about the money for me.

It's about sending a message?
2012-12-28 10:34:37 PM  
2 votes:
Even lesbians need a man.
2012-12-28 08:54:39 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-29 01:43:21 AM  
1 vote:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: sounds like these lesbians had a plan.

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2012-12-29 01:30:59 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Well, whatever State that was, it certainly sucked.

at last, we agree. :)

i won't say the name of the state, but it rhymes with touisiana.
2012-12-29 12:57:31 AM  
1 vote:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: these lesbians need 20K a month, to keep up with the lifestyle the 3 year old is used to.

That's would buy an awful lot of flannel shirts
2012-12-28 11:50:44 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure it's been said.

I'll gladly masturbate for any lesbian as long as they let me watch

and aren't like two hippos floundering in the night with giant h.ross perot sucking sounds
2012-12-28 11:31:16 PM  
1 vote:
For any lesbian couples out there, check the local libraries. I've left plenty of free samples near the computers on the east-facing wall. Help yourself.
2012-12-28 11:24:17 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-28 11:20:37 PM  
1 vote:
How much jiz would a jiz giver give if a jiz giver could give jiz?
2012-12-28 11:18:52 PM  
1 vote:
I've spanked it with two girls and one cup.
2012-12-28 10:33:39 PM  
1 vote:
Yep, he's hosed. Gentlemen, please remember, vasectomies are cheap and convenient, relative to the alternative.
2012-12-28 10:29:38 PM  
1 vote:

JerkyMeat: Amuture....

GAH.. Spelling misteaks are SO ANNOYING. Amatuer!
2012-12-28 10:25:01 PM  
1 vote:
Never trust teh gheys.
2012-12-28 08:42:52 PM  
1 vote:
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Sometimes it does...
2012-12-28 08:37:24 PM  
1 vote:
And the article is from CJ Online.  How fitting.
2012-12-28 08:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
So sometimes it pays?
2012-12-28 08:06:13 PM  
1 vote:
I seem to remember a TFer who posted a thread saying he was doing this for a lesbian couple. Hmm.
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