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(Wonkette)   Tired of a being homosexual but "praying the gay away" just didn't quite cut it? Have you tried jacking off horses with other men desperately interested in heterosexuality on an isolated church/ranch in Virginia?   ( divider line
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13253 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2012 at 6:35 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-28 06:45:19 PM  
4 votes:
That's hilarious. They think being manly men and doing macho things with men out in the manly wilderness and outdoors will stop being them from being gay because gay men apparently are all feminine and girly and not butch enough and of course, there is not a huge group of big butch hairy gay men who love to be manly and macho together.

I hope they get eaten by bears.
2012-12-28 09:40:51 PM  
2 votes:

Dolfin: This is relevant to my interests... not being cured of anything mind you; wanking off horses.

//like a horse load to the face
///sticky sweet beat that meat

Oh sweet Jesus @_@

I think it's time to stop Farking.
2012-12-28 07:00:42 PM  
2 votes:
As long as it's voluntary and the agenda and methods are disclosed to participants in advance, I have no problem with this.

The issue with the "pray the gay away" and the camps and so on was never that they were stupid and ineffective, everyone's got hobbies and that describes the majority of them. The issue was that churches were sending minors that can't legally consent to such things, or compelling adults into them. If someone wants to try to brainwash themselves into being more butch on their own time and volition, that's fine.
2012-12-28 05:20:32 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-29 12:40:08 AM  
1 vote:
Well, that was a spectacularly fetid pile of threadsh*t.
2012-12-28 08:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
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(thanks, George Takei!)

But seriously...Gay Conversion Therapy is completely farked up whether it involves horsies or not. People should not have to listen to some self-righteous d-bag telling them there's something wrong with they way they are, in order to satisfy that d-bag's prejudices and irrational fears.
2012-12-28 08:16:39 PM  
1 vote:

snarketyfarker: JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.

from Wikipedia: Sometime after 9:00 A.M. that morning, Catherine went to her dressing room and collapsed on the floor. Worried by Catherine's absence, her attendant, Zakhar Zotov, opened the door and peered in. Catherine's body was sprawled on the floor. Her face appeared purplish, her pulse was weak, and her breathing was shallow and laboured.[68] The servants lifted Catherine from the floor and brought her to the bedroom. Some 45 minutes later, the royal court's Scottish physician, Dr. John Rogerson, arrived and determined that Catherine had suffered a stroke.[68][69] Despite all attempts to revive the Empress, she fell into a coma from which she never recovered. Catherine was given the last rites and died the following evening at approximately 9:45 P.M.[69] An autopsy performed on her body the next day confirmed the cause of death as stroke.[70]
2012-12-28 08:14:22 PM  
1 vote:

JWideman: So Catherine the Great was a therapist. Who knew?

Catherine the Great did not die from sex with a horse. She never had sex with a horse. She had a stroke while going to the bathroom. That's how she was found. TSB.
2012-12-28 08:12:56 PM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: orbister: AirForceVet: Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.

How can you tell a female sheep is aroused? Do they flare their nostrils or something?

/innocent city dweller

that is a good question..... any scottish farkers wanna pipe in on this?

It's a good sign she's ready for foreplay when she pulls the wool over your eyes.
And yes,I have a good deal of Scotch in my blood.
2012-12-28 08:09:58 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "But Bell says the horses in his church, a cowboy ranch in the south, are part of teaching men to stop being gay and encourage them to be more masculine."

HOW THE FARK, do they convince themselves that it's more masculine to JACK OFF A HORSE'S COCK?

Preachers: "We don't rape little boys!" -> *rapes little boys*
Westboro BC: "We follow the BIBLE and the teachings of JESUS" -> *hates on EVERYONE who is not a member of the WBC*
Religious-Right: "Gay marriage will lead to ANIMAL MARRIAGE!" -> *Claim to cure homosexuality by giving a horse a hand-job*

Why do people SERIOUSLY donate money to these people anymore!?
2012-12-28 07:39:21 PM  
1 vote:
Please stop trying to turn gay men straight. Many of them are gorgeous, and I have a hard enough time getting women as it is ...
2012-12-28 07:36:41 PM  
1 vote:

Natas Nwaps: So that ranch is for gay men only? What ranch do the lesbians go to for their miraculous cure?

2012-12-28 07:23:48 PM  
1 vote:

gingerjet: Bell said he uses EAP to identify how a person got 'involved' in homosexuality to begin with. For example, because of rape, abandonment, lacking a male role model, abuse, and having low self-esteem.

I got involved in homosexuality because my generic middle income american upbringing in a stable household with a stay at home mother and father who didn't abandon the family wasn't making it interesting to fark girls.

/my self-esteem did take a hit being a ginger - but once I learned lots of hots guys have ginger fetishs - I got over that quickly

I know. It's as if gay people only come from"sad" situations to these people. If that were really the case, then why did all those good christian homes get infected with the gay in the first place?
2012-12-28 07:03:10 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...
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Say "Equus" in person. Daniel Radcliffe has a hot body, sexy ass,average but nice penis, and a good-sized pair of nuts.
2012-12-28 07:00:58 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, another scam from a religious person. YOU DON'T SAY. It's almost as if that whole religion thing is a bunch of empty nonsense that people can use to exploit others who are too naive with.
2012-12-28 06:55:00 PM  
1 vote:
"When you were little, you were interested in "girl things" like...learning."

Ah Wonkette, never lets by an opportunity for some subtle male sexism.
2012-12-28 06:51:09 PM  
1 vote:
If anything, they should know that doing the following careers will NOT get rid of teh gay..

Construction Worker
Indian Chief
2012-12-28 06:48:07 PM  
1 vote:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
2012-12-28 06:48:06 PM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: I hope they get eaten by bears.

Probably, so do they.

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2012-12-28 06:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
A horse is a horse of course of course,
Unless I have teh gay...

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2012-12-28 06:41:17 PM  
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2012-12-28 05:37:46 PM  
1 vote:
50 Shades of Neigh?
2012-12-28 05:34:14 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: AirForceVet: Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

Nope, Subby didn't. You need to read the article.

Here is the original article TFA links to. Nothing about masturbating horses.

Yup. I had to follow the link to see for myself. Nothing there about touching horse penises whatsoever. This "therapy" is retarded enough on its own without having to make shiat up.
2012-12-28 05:10:50 PM  
1 vote:

AirForceVet: Diogenes: I used to assist in breeding mares at the stable where I took riding lessons.  I still turned out gay.

Seeing that ridiculously huge horse penis probably made me worse, if anything.  Those poor mares.

Thanks for piping in there. I would think an aroused male horse could be somewhat stimulating in some weird sense. Aroused female sheep have a similar effect on me.


As long as it's not dead dogs outside of day care centers, we're golden.
2012-12-28 05:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
And they said there's no way anyone could write a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain."
2012-12-28 05:01:09 PM  
1 vote:
Cause nothin' shuts down teh ghey like some macho sh*t.

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Ride motorcycles to boot camp next?
2012-12-28 04:53:32 PM  
1 vote:

Lumpmoose: Er, TFA said you would "stroke horses".  I think subby let his imagination run a little wild there.

♪♫♪  Wiiiiild horses...couldn't drag me from gay... ♪♫♪
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