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(Fox News)   Scientists say the first "Alien Earth" will be found in 2013, but seeing as how these are the same baitches that promised me a fusion-powered flying car by the year 2000, I ain't buying   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Earth, hot Jupiter, kepler space telescope, planetary habitability, Arecibo, nuclear fusions, light-years, Kepler  
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1314 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Dec 2012 at 3:06 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-28 03:28:39 PM  
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[puts out a cage of lunar rock crabs for QA]

[plus shiatty cheap beer in an ice chest, a bucket of crab boil goin' at it on the stove, crab mallet, crab-picks and melted butter margarine]

I'm not putting butter out for that whiny son of a biatch.

He can eat the imitation crap and farking LIKE it.
2012-12-28 03:27:10 PM  
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All those people you share the roads with. You want them flinging several thousand pounds of steel around in 3 dimensions instead?
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