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(Slate)   Dumb Criminal Files: Bringing 32 bags of weed to the courthouse where your mom is trying to get a restraining order against you   ( slate.com) divider line
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6309 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2012 at 8:46 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-27 11:39:37 PM  
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I used to be a process server (in the 80s, height of the crack epidemic), which involves filing proof of service at whichever courthouse the case is being tried in. So I am in the Compton courthouse, and go through a brand new metal detector, just installed that week. The deputy told me that on the first day it was in operation, dozens of gang members were arrested for possession of drugs, guns, and knives
2012-12-27 08:48:13 PM  
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Marquis Diggs. Nope, not going to say it. That says it all.
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