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(Computerworld)   Ransomware scammers push panic button with bogus threats aboIF YOU WANT TO READ THE REST OF THIS HEADLINE, LEAVE THE HOT COCOA SAMPLER BOXES ON YOUR DOORSTEP   ( computerworld.com) divider line
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2012-12-27 01:25:45 PM  
2 votes:
Turn off adblock or we'll starve this squirrel!
2012-12-28 08:03:04 AM  
1 vote:

Hardy-r-r: I rather the ransomware than Norton on my hard drive.

Same end result but at least the ransomware is free.
2012-12-27 05:11:58 PM  
1 vote:
The reamde files tells you exactly where to leave your GP to get the encryption file. Just watch out for poachers and jihadists.
2012-12-27 02:20:03 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody doesn't like feeding the squirrel

/doesn't use adblock
//still gets that message
2012-12-27 01:45:14 PM  
1 vote:
I actually fixed a guy's computer with some of this crap on it. He thought I was a super hero because I saved him from the cyber police. farking moron.

//He was a PhD attending an entomology conference.
///He didn't know how to computer.
2012-12-27 01:34:51 PM  
1 vote:

ShadowLAnCeR: Smeggy Smurf: Haha I don't even own an electricity let alone fancy computers

Wait, what?

I'm posting with hijacked electrons
2012-12-27 12:41:13 PM  
1 vote:
Haha I don't even own an electricity let alone fancy computers
2012-12-27 12:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
What a "cyber extortionist" might look like.
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