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2012-12-27 02:29:21 PM  
5 votes:
I actually read the headline in Helen Keller's voice.
2012-12-27 02:36:43 PM  
2 votes:
I read the headline in the Passive Voice.
2012-12-27 05:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

TerminalEchoes: Now see, THIS thread is classic Fark. No bickering or political flame wars. Just lulz. Why can't we get back to that?

I actually read this post in Hitler's voice.
2012-12-27 03:03:09 PM  
1 vote:

pxlboy: ObscureNameHere: JonZoidberg: ObscureNameHere: Somewhere a dead Gary Gygax wipes the sweat from his brow and says *Whew! For a while there in the early 80's it was Role Playing games' fault!"

Man, I wish I could find the pamphlet my parents came up with when they found out I was playing D&D as a kid. I've looked online a few times and haven't found it. No, it wasn't a chick tract. I remember it had a story about a kid killing his parents for a +1 sword and it had a list of everything D&D "led to" which included, of all things, Jungian philosophy (ooh, archetypes). I wish I still had it to marvel at its silliness.

*rolls 3D6*
Sorry, you failed your Wisdom check. You cannot marvel at the silliness.

So where were we? Oh yeah... so you fall through the hole in the basement of the tavern and are in a 10' x 10' perfectly square dungeon room, obviously the lair of a geometrical perfectionist or an architect who only had graph paper from 'Staples' to work with. Exists are north and south.

What about east and Dennis?

Ya know, I had typed 'Dennis' but then figured that not many people would get it, so I edited it out. Going with my first instinct then...

".. you light your torch and notice that the exits are North, South, East and Dennis."
2012-12-27 02:58:55 PM  
1 vote:

bonzeemer: Benni K Rok: I can't read or write.

I'm blind so I can't read that you can't read nor write.

Plus I am from the future.
2012-12-27 02:35:38 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-12-27 02:34:15 PM  
1 vote:
I actually read the headline in Marcel Marceau's voice.
2012-12-27 02:31:47 PM  
1 vote:
I actually read the article, props to smitty.
2012-12-27 02:24:34 PM  
1 vote:
I actually read the headline in Corky from Life Goes On's voice.
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