bloobeary: You ever tried to get a piano down a chimney?
Slaves2Darkness: bloobeary: You ever tried to get a piano down a chimney?Ever tried to jam a Rhino up your ass?
WordsnCollision: [inventorspot.com image 580x480]/What's "Bah Humbug" in Chinese?
Cyno01: From the article linked in the article.7. Chinese state media now brags that China makes American Christmas possible. That's right: not so long after the Chinese government persecuted Christians, sometimes violently, its largest media outlet is boasting that Christmas would not be possible without China. The state-run People's Daily on Monday announces, "American fellows, it is Christmas time, a time to wake up, have a strong cup of coffee, and see what gifts a Chinese Santa Claus really delivers." The article argues that the West could not celebrate Christmas without China's exports and that we should spend the holiday expressing gratitude for Chinese manufacturing. The article concludes, "This Christmas morning, when you wake up and smell this couple of coffee, accept your gifts with gratitude."Theyve got our number...
fruitloop: Another article with internet comments as sources. I can't wait for the follow-up.
ChipNASA: He sure as hell ain't going to play one of these.....[www.twainquotes.com image 320x313]
SmithHiller: I've played with that cat!
volodya: It could be worse...
probesport: SmithHiller: I've played with that cat!No no no no, he's not a musician.
cwolf20: For the same reason Bill always plays the sax in the beginning of an Animaniacs cartoon episode.Insomnia, and snacks
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