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(Daily Telegraph)   You would think you would be safe from rogue sharks while at the mall   ( dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line
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2012-12-27 01:24:50 AM  
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Well, just for the comedy value.
2012-12-27 10:17:14 AM  
They must have been attracted to menses somewhere in the mall.
2012-12-27 10:17:36 AM  
A witness was reported as saying, "day wuz feenz t'da reft, feetz t'rot an I d'ownwee bay en'town!"

/30 minutes later they all wanted to spill more sharks all over the mall
2012-12-27 10:18:54 AM  
waiting for the photoshop of the suck my dick shark with a purse

/And just for fun and in the vein of the pop vs soda debate. What do they call a shopping cart in your part of the world? Is it a cart or a buggy?
//Could you jump a shark with a cart?
2012-12-27 10:19:25 AM  
Was it flying attached to a balloon?
2012-12-27 10:21:19 AM  
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2012-12-27 10:33:24 AM  
When I imagined this happening while I was at the aquarium, there were more shark attacks. Cuts from glass? Booooring.
2012-12-27 10:35:53 AM  
you would think that with the high-standards of Chinese construction it would be less likely to explode, since nothing bad ever happens in/to Chinese malls
2012-12-27 10:37:38 AM  
When sharks are outlawed at the mall, only rogue sharks will be at the mall.
2012-12-27 10:41:19 AM  
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2012-12-27 10:41:47 AM  
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2012-12-27 10:44:34 AM  
/And just for fun and in the vein of the pop vs soda debate. What do they call a shopping cart in your part of the world? Is it a cart or a buggy?

Shopping basket
2012-12-27 10:46:40 AM  

Sonic Yawn: Candygram?

That what I was here for!
Thank you.
2012-12-27 10:50:31 AM  
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2012-12-27 10:56:15 AM  
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2012-12-27 11:00:19 AM  
Onlookers eract as the water bursts from the giant aquarium at the Shanghai shopping mall.
Well someone had to eract.
2012-12-27 11:09:35 AM  
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2012-12-27 11:16:20 AM  
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
2012-12-27 11:47:22 AM  
You got fins to the left; fins to the right.....
2012-12-27 12:37:57 PM  
Wow.... At this rate I will never get another headline greenlit, so I guess I should just stop submitting them.

My headline was:

Chinese shopping malls have been loaded to he gills this Christmas, but not in a good way
2012-12-27 12:51:31 PM  
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2012-12-27 01:39:27 PM  
In Shanghi, China Mall Shark eats YOU!
2012-12-27 03:27:01 PM  

WelldeadLink: When sharks are outlawed at the mall, only rogue sharks will be at the mall.

Thank goodness they weren't armed with frickin' laser beams.
2012-12-27 04:04:09 PM  
All I could think about was the old joke about Chinese folks always taking pictures. Like the guy standing over a flopping shark snapping a couple pics.
2012-12-27 04:21:19 PM  
I am back in Shnaghai real soon... This makes me feel great

/along with the 10 or 11 less than a year old birdge collapses they have had in the last year or so.
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