Quantum Apostrophe: loonatic112358 : "maybe you could pick up the property from the unfinished Superconducting Super Collider in Texas cheap. Course fixing the inevitable decay will be expensive, but it's for SCIENCE!"I'm in. All I need to do is be at the right place and the right time and know the right people and "luck" my way into a few billion dollars, then latch on to some geek mythology so I can get blind fanbois backing my every move.The private particle accelerator market is huge, man, this is going to be the future.As for repairing the SSC, can you buy a 3D printer for me? Maybe one that can print out niobium-based superconducting magnets with 2K helium already printed in? We'll never need spare parts again!We'll corner the market on the private particle tourism business!
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