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(Daily Mail)   Everything looks SO good. I'll have the crap eggs, well, chicken herpes, a side of spicy grandma, and for dessert, I'll have chocolate puke. To go   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-12-26 02:01:16 PM  
4 votes:
Its like my porn tube searches.
2012-12-26 02:05:18 PM  
3 votes:
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
2012-12-26 02:16:48 PM  
2 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle

You can't fool me.  I know your hovercraft is completely devoid of eels.
2012-12-26 02:12:28 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-26 06:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.

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2012-12-26 04:37:58 PM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: Sure, no problem!

Jalepeno poppers 蛤類朋友怕婆 = Clams friend afraid woman
Fried zucchini 腹來得足汽泥 = Abdominal come enough steam mud
Blooming onion 不禄命恩烟 = Not Lumingenyan

Main Dish:
Linguini alfredo 林鬼你牙腐肋堕 = Forest ghost your teeth rot rib falling
Chicken Parmesan 雞困怕而没善 = Chicken trapped afraid and did good
Fish and chips 費事焉得七婆死 = Auntie death thing cost seven 焉得

Ice Cream 愛死苦力母 = Coolie mother love death
Tiramisu 踢拉秘書 = Kick pull Secretary
Chocolate pudding 翹課快樂特普一定 = The skipped school happy Trapp certain

lol... google translate!1
2012-12-26 02:52:23 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.

Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.

yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.

American's havent even mastered the apostrophe.
2012-12-26 02:12:08 PM  
1 vote:
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Sittin' down in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want,
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat?,
How would you ever know?...
2012-12-26 02:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
I could really go for a big steaming bowl of 'wild speculation'.
2012-12-26 02:00:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother
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