TheDirtyNacho: and bob's your uncle
Great Janitor: The headline reminds me of a project I had in my seventh grade Spanish Class. Create a menu in Spanish for a restaurant. I went to the library, got a Spanish to English dictionary and added some very interesting menu options. The teacher gave me an F because Jews, non-believers, virgins and gingers are not menu items.
HailRobonia: Sure, no problem!Appetizers:Jalepeno poppers 蛤類朋友怕婆 = Clams friend afraid womanFried zucchini 腹來得足汽泥 = Abdominal come enough steam mudBlooming onion 不禄命恩烟 = Not LumingenyanMain Dish:Linguini alfredo 林鬼你牙腐肋堕 = Forest ghost your teeth rot rib fallingChicken Parmesan 雞困怕而没善 = Chicken trapped afraid and did goodFish and chips 費事焉得七婆死 = Auntie death thing cost seven 焉得Desserts:Ice Cream 愛死苦力母 = Coolie mother love deathTiramisu 踢拉秘書 = Kick pull SecretaryChocolate pudding 翹課快樂特普一定 = The skipped school happy Trapp certain
here to help: Well the pig face one does seem to actually be a pigs face.Also... I'd like to see American's try to come up with a coherent menu in Chinese characters. In fact I'd imagine that would be far more lulzworthy.yanno... 'cause Americans are dumb.
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