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(The Center for Biological Diversity)   Group plans to distribute 50,000 themed condoms to raise awareness of endangered species, this couldn't possibly go wrong   ( biologicaldiversity.org) divider line
    More: Followup, Group Plan, raise awareness, Center for Biological Diversity, natural world  
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2012-12-26 12:51:33 AM  
Guy: Oh god! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh Sally!

Woman: SALLY?! Who the fark is Sally?!

Guy: Oh, Oh, I mean... Sally the Sea lion! Of course! Cause you know that rubber I slipped on helps support the sea lions, I was so excited about it, I screamed out her name.
2012-12-26 01:10:03 AM  
"Wrap with care, save the polar bear"

2012-12-26 01:23:33 AM  
fta The evidence is mounting,

2012-12-26 05:11:57 AM  
Great. And I thought it was bad enough when they wanted me to donate money to save endangered species.
2012-12-26 09:16:22 AM  
2012-12-26 09:23:04 AM  
50,000 sex themes?  We're going to need a bigger Urban Dictionary.
2012-12-26 11:34:17 AM  
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2012-12-26 11:35:33 AM  
If a panda won't screw to save its species, why should I?
2012-12-26 12:45:07 PM  
I already have the elephant underwear where the trunk is...

/no I don't
2012-12-26 12:46:16 PM  
Japan did it:

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2012-12-26 12:46:52 PM  
Ducks rape. Are there any duck rubbers? They're supporting rape and that means Republicans.
2012-12-26 12:48:58 PM  
Someone gave me some of these condoms earlier this year, so I'm getting a kick...

/i think they're clever
//approve of the message
2012-12-26 12:49:25 PM  
They should have a picture of an animal on one side of the wrapper and "totally not bestiality" on the other.
2012-12-26 12:53:38 PM  
Help save the endangered condoms.
2012-12-26 12:55:16 PM  
Ok, but I really don't think putting condoms on the sea lions is going to help.
2012-12-26 12:56:38 PM  
Nothing says "I love you" like boning your beloved with a pink ring mussel condom (Obovaria retusa)
2012-12-26 12:57:14 PM  

zedster: kind of a repeat?
http://www.fark.com/comments/6697359/Wear-a-condom-you-may-end-up-fk in g-a-polar-bear

Nicely done. You've spotted the rare fuzzy woodland tree Mississippi grubeating "not a repeat but the headline works"
2012-12-26 12:57:18 PM  
Is this like clopclop for cosplay bronies?
2012-12-26 12:58:16 PM  

WordsnCollision: Japan did it:

[image.rakuten.co.jp image 776x879]

Are those measurements for length or girth?

/100s of mm
2012-12-26 12:59:21 PM  

phlegmmo: "Wrap with care, save the polar bear"


Not nearly as bad as the "Save the trouser snake" one.
2012-12-26 01:01:09 PM  
They're trying to prevent furries from breeding.
2012-12-26 01:03:36 PM  
This reminds me of Mr. Hands. It cannot be unseen. I'm still torn over which is worse, that or Goatse...
2012-12-26 01:10:40 PM  
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"From this moment forward, Mr. Happy will be known as the Hellbender."

/"Yes Dear, I'm serious!"
2012-12-26 01:11:17 PM  
Endangered by civil war and deathray-induced climate change. Won't you pound one out in her ass for the wild AT-AT?
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2012-12-26 01:49:00 PM  
I have the entire collection. They're just basic condoms. It's the boxes that have the message.
2012-12-26 01:50:20 PM  
the organizers:

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2012-12-26 02:14:13 PM  
This is only fun if the condom has little fins and I can turn Peter Dinklage into a little orca for the evening.

/yes I named my penis Leter Dinklage
2012-12-26 02:14:51 PM  

/fark you too autocorrect
2012-12-26 02:20:28 PM  
I still have some of the original ones they gave out (I was one of their distributors), can't wait for the new ones.
2012-12-26 02:21:01 PM  
How is giving endangered species condoms going to help
2012-12-26 02:22:51 PM  
If anything, maybe they'll raise awareness of non-endangered beavers.
2012-12-26 02:24:50 PM  
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But what about the Cougars?
2012-12-26 02:39:55 PM  
Could bring a new meaning to the line from that old joke "I think you blew a seal"
2012-12-26 02:40:04 PM  
Any coelacanth condoms?
2012-12-26 02:44:15 PM  
When we're done we just throw them into the water?

Hey, at least someone's swallowing, amirite?
2012-12-26 02:58:10 PM  

Bermuda59: Could bring a new meaning to the line from that old joke "I think you blew a seal"

No, that's just a little ice cream.
2012-12-26 03:02:24 PM  

WordsnCollision: Japan did it:

[image.rakuten.co.jp image 776x879]

1.81" is all the girth it takes to be Mega Big Boy in Japan?

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2012-12-26 03:29:40 PM  
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i only needed one
2012-12-26 03:56:44 PM  
We just need one condom that says, "save it or China will eat it".
2012-12-26 04:23:00 PM  
Well, if you put a condom on then you should look at some tits.

//having sex while listening to Kenny Loggins - endanger zone
2012-12-26 04:36:52 PM  
Damn furries ruin everything.
2012-12-26 04:52:13 PM  
Since when are polar bears an endangered species?
2012-12-26 05:19:45 PM  
Are they made from endangered animals?
2012-12-26 05:53:53 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I already have the elephant underwear where the trunk is...

George the Giraffe?
2012-12-26 06:11:03 PM  
Well, I was going to give you a jolly good seeing to, but now I'm all down thinking about the plight of the polar bear.
2012-12-26 06:34:00 PM  
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Don't Come Insider Her-

2012-12-26 07:48:58 PM  
Does the panther one come with barbs?
2012-12-26 08:05:24 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I already have the elephant underwear where the trunk is...

/no I don't

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2012-12-26 08:13:29 PM  
They should make the themed condem the same sized as the themed animal.

"No problem, I'll just go ahead and take a few dozen of those African Elephant condoms please. Oh yeah, can you throw in a can of 4-1 oil so I can grease the wheel of this wheelbarrow that I'm carrying my balls and weiner around in".
2012-12-26 11:02:55 PM  

LeroyBourne: Is this like clopclop for cosplay bronies?

No, it isn't. I'm going to ignore you now.
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