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(Sun News Network)   The best part of Christmas is when your relatives leave... in the back of a cop car   ( divider line
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8220 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2012 at 8:01 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-25 08:11:35 PM  
5 votes:
If it wasn't such a pussified country, he would have been shot and it would have been a clean kill. I would find it to be a massive imposition on my freedoms if I had to get all sweaty and soiled stabbing the asshole when if I had been in Murrica I could have just pumped a few rounds into him with the AR15 I keep for protection against first graders. That ambulance was wasting fossil fuel.
2012-12-26 12:55:42 AM  
3 votes:
Police Navidad.
2012-12-25 08:02:39 PM  
3 votes:
As long as they leave.
2012-12-26 12:04:22 AM  
2 votes:
Several of my relatives will be hanging around for a few months, but when the ground thaws I 'll cut them down and bury them.

/Extreme Spring cleaning FTW!
2012-12-25 10:28:28 PM  
2 votes:
Christmas is a magical time when families come together to be reminded of why they live five states apart.
2012-12-26 04:56:38 AM  
1 vote:

Thingster: He then tears his shirt off and starts challenging people.

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2012-12-25 09:47:23 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Again, no cajun xmas is right until there is blood or the tree is on fire.

I didn't know Grumpy Cat was Cajun!
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2012-12-25 09:12:08 PM  
1 vote:
Again, no cajun xmas is right until there is blood or the tree is on fire.
2012-12-25 09:00:11 PM  
1 vote:
Society is falling apart, thanks to demons like those on here. We need to get God back in our families.
2012-12-25 08:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
Probably fightin' over the same cousin.
2012-12-25 08:21:44 PM  
1 vote:

vabeard: Guy in a neighboring town shot his father-in-law in the head twice, then killed himself.
Merry Murder-Suicide Christmas.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.
2012-12-25 08:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
In before a Trailer Park Boys reference.
2012-12-25 08:11:45 PM  
1 vote:
Some people have all the luck.
2012-12-25 08:10:17 PM  
1 vote:
According to my daughter that happened to my ex wife Christmas Eve.
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