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(Daily Mail)   Having apparently no other stories to cover, the Daily Mail reports on Macaulay Culkin eating alone at Taco Bell. Special investigative team dispatched to find out if he used $2.00 bill   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Misc, Macaulay Culkin, Taco Bell, Daily Mail, christmas, physical dependence, Mexican cuisine, Mila Kunis, Home Alone  
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2012-12-26 02:47:50 AM  

MagSeven: nimawai: B.L.Z. Bub: nimawai: You know that's Kirk's wife right? Yeah I'd be dead inside if I'd married him too.

Is it? That picture was taken at his office. It's an office party, they're usually quite lame. So his wife works at his office, or how do you know it's her?

Because she was an actress on his TV show Growing Pains. So I know what she looks like.

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Unless she's aged worse than the Nazis that opened the Ark, no way that's her. (I think this pic is from 5 years ago)

Slap enough makeup on & you can make just about anyone look decent.
2012-12-26 12:57:30 PM  

Fano: You know, if you mix taco bell's fire sauce into ramen noodles, it tastes like poverty and loneliness?

You know what's funny is I found an Oriental Ramen Noodles in my cupboard over the weekend and decided to make 'em. Yup, no wonder they we're found way back in the cupboard. Nasty. The chili and chicken ones aren't bad though when in a pinch for a late night hunger attack.

Optimus Primate:Craptastic: 4seasons85!: So eating alone is sad? I do this all the time. I'm fine with it.

I like eating alone on occasion. I can read a book, and have some goddamn quiet for an hour. I never thought it was weird or sad or anything.

Agreed. I also read or listen to my iPod, page through a magazine and eat alone and it's a good time to just get away from people yappin' at me.
2012-12-26 02:14:59 PM  

Craptastic: Could be worse...

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A millionaire had his birthday party catered with five-dollar sandwiches?

Now I know what death looks like and it dresses in teal and blue
2012-12-26 02:22:11 PM  
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