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2012-12-24 08:42:47 PM  
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They're not doing all that great a job since most of the stuff that pops up for me is reactionary and fundamentalist derp of the most egregiously godawful stuff imaginable. Prior to the election there were ads for every candidate whom I voted against. There are incessant ads for churches that are completely antithetical to my views -- which is even odder since I am atheist. To top it all off there are the ads for "Want to earn your college degree?" even though I am a college professor with a PhD from a pretty nice university with a horrid football team.

Somebody's algorithms need therapy.
2012-12-24 07:05:34 PM  
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Also, when I watch, say, "Eureka", I don't need a giant animated advertisement for "Ghost Hunters" popping up during the show and covering a large percentage of the screen. Firstly, it ruins my enjoyment of the show I am watching and secondly, Ghost Hunters was the most ridiculous piece of crap to air on TV (and I know that "Jersey Shore" exists).

fark you, SciFiSyFy.
2012-12-24 05:41:03 PM  
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2012-12-24 05:02:43 PM  
1 vote:
...because the internet knows me so well?
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