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(Wonkette)   The Daily Caller is now reviewing cigarettes, furthering the hypothesis that Conservatives really do want to turn the clock back to 1950   ( touch.wonkette.com) divider line
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3403 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Dec 2012 at 6:26 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 07:11:50 PM  
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A Dark Evil Omen: How the fark do you manage to fill up a cigarette review with right-wing agitprop? This is farking ridiculous, when I have a glass of whisky or a clove my first thought is not whether my choice of brand is sufficiently politically correct. Apparently, for these jackasses it is.

I just had a glass of stoli on ice. At first, it was sweet, like liberal tears, then it had a bit of a bite like Michael Moore's taint sweat. Ultimately it left me with a satisfying buzz, like eating bacon in front of Michelle Obama.
2012-12-24 09:40:59 PM  
1 vote:
I like my cigarettes without any tobacco and with some afghan kush.
2012-12-24 09:10:33 PM  
1 vote:
Smoking was the only reason in a big corporation that upper management might have a daily chat and - shock horror - be actual friends with the cleaning staff. The smoking shelter/room/bench is the great social leveler of our time.

I blame the widening social rift between different class levels on the decline in smoking.
2012-12-24 09:01:36 PM  
1 vote:
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The original Marlboro Man isn't available to write a review..
2012-12-24 04:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
That's the most homoerotic review of anything I've ever read and I've read books about Hollywood gigolos.
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