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(Wonkette)   The Daily Caller is now reviewing cigarettes, furthering the hypothesis that Conservatives really do want to turn the clock back to 1950   ( divider line
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3403 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Dec 2012 at 6:26 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-24 09:01:36 PM  
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The original Marlboro Man isn't available to write a review..
2012-12-25 12:45:32 AM  
1 vote:

Craptastic: tobacco cigs (analogs)

Hm. Shouldn't the electronic cigarette be the "analog," since it's analogous to a real cigarette?

And thanks, I'll give it a try. Can't hurt.
2012-12-24 08:28:57 PM  
1 vote:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Such as? Heart disease? Cancer? Emphysema? Your breath, hair, clothing, car, home, etc. smelling like ass? Increased health care needs? Increased health insurance premiums? Lost productivity at work when you go out to have a cig break (which yes, your boss and coworkers take note of)? What benefits exactly are we speaking of?

I've never seen anyone take any more breaks than I usually get to smoke. That is, when the shift break-time comes, you see a quarter of the shift running for the outside exit. And they're all back ready to work when break's over. What productivity is lost in that sector? I mean, if you're gonna say that, you'll have to say that I also forfeit productivity when I use that same time to go to the bathroom.
2012-12-24 08:23:52 PM  
1 vote:
Written like a man who never had Commander.
2012-12-24 07:14:01 PM  
1 vote:
Why does the link go to Wonkette's main page instead of TFA?
2012-12-24 06:33:08 PM  
1 vote:
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