olapbill: I'm kicking ass on the present drop mini game.
oryx: I didn't know Google had its own radar
Seacop: I wish Norad had kept the same format from last year, where you clicked on the present and a picture of that location would pop up, or the video was narrated by a Petty Officer on facts about that location. My daughter would get curious about it and we'd learn a little bit. This year seems a little lacking.The google one sucks.
XMark: So, apparently the best way to attack the US is to launch a nuclear missile very slowly over the North pole on Christmas?
Badgers: Spoiler: You can't track something that doesn't exist.
Farktastic: Stupid and tired, the headline is.It's well past time for talking like Yoda and using the most stupid of Star Wars quotes to die.
dahmers love zombie: Well, though the narration isn't there this year, the music is certainly good, and the graphics are pretty darn amazing. We've been following NoradSanta since the very first one on the web in '97 when my daughter was 4. It's a good thing.
anfrind: XMark: So, apparently the best way to attack the US is to launch a nuclear missile very slowly over the North pole on Christmas?No, because the missile would have to start at the north pole, head south along the international dateline, zigzag north and south while moving west at such a speed that it would always be under cover of darkness, thereby crossing nearly every international border in the world, until it finally reaches its target. And even then, I get the impression that NORAD would have little difficulty distinguishing between a magical sleigh and a nuclear missile.
darthdrafter: He gets into homes through fireplaces? Floo powder. Homes with no fireplace? Apparation and portkeys work there. The whole world in one day? He could have a time turner.Santa Claus... you are a wizard!
TheManofPA: darthdrafter: He gets into homes through fireplaces? Floo powder. Homes with no fireplace? Apparation and portkeys work there. The whole world in one day? He could have a time turner.Santa Claus... you are a wizard!But does he have a wizard hat?
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