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(Orlando Sentinel)   If you're the King of Rock and Roll Debauchery you should be allowed to sell beer and let people smoke marijuana at your End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day Party at your home, which you call the Sausage Castle   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Rock and Roll Debauchery, Mike Busey, St. Cloud, marijuana  
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2012-12-23 10:43:55 AM  
3 votes:
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The King of Polka is amused by your tiny sausage castle

2012-12-23 10:30:01 AM  
3 votes:
I read the headline as "king of rock and roll douchebaggery" and thought it was Ted Nugent...
2012-12-23 11:49:52 AM  
2 votes:
Sausage Castle, you say? I am a knight, you know!

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2012-12-23 12:28:17 PM  
1 vote:

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Sorta takes the fun out of it when you make it that easy.
2012-12-23 11:44:19 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-23 11:40:00 AM  
1 vote:
I mean, seriously.  Most people figured that part out in high school.
2012-12-23 11:38:18 AM  
1 vote:
That's what I call my pants. The Sausage Castle.
2012-12-23 11:11:17 AM  
1 vote:

A Shambling Mound: lewismarktwo: You gotta feel like a real shiat coming into a party and looking for pointless non violent infractions just so you can arrest some guy.

There were complaints.

Look, as much as I hate to see "victimless" crimes prosecuted I'm going to say that I certainly wouldn't want to live next door to this guy. If you want to run a bar and host concerts, great. Just don't try to do either out of your home. He probably broke at least a half-dozen laws and created a general nuisance in the process. Plus everyone knows you sell empty cups at the door, you don't charge cover or sell actual beers.

Speaking from direct experience, large house parties can wreck a whole suburban block in one night.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA.
2012-12-23 10:31:09 AM  
1 vote:
When Ward was kicked out of school in 2000, he turned to rock and roll and opened the Sausage Castle

Imagine what would have happened had he turned to jazz.
2012-12-23 10:09:38 AM  
1 vote:
So how did the Fark party go?
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