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(Huffington Post)   Mistletoe helps ward off colon cancer. Subby tried this out but couldn't get it in past the little red berries   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, University of Adelaide, colon cancers, hair loss, large cell, National Cancer Institute, lung cancer, Adyar Cancer Institute, Zahra Lotfollahi  
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2012-12-23 05:06:27 AM  
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2012-12-23 04:20:39 AM  
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toddalmighty: 1. Mistletoe is poisonous.
2. Mistletoe berries are white.

3. Nobody said that the 'little red berries' were on the mistletoe.
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/not subby, but knows his pain
2012-12-23 09:41:47 AM  
1 vote:

toddalmighty: 1. Mistletoe is poisonous.
2. Mistletoe berries are white.

3. The purpose of the mistletoe is to flip out and kill people.
2012-12-23 05:29:51 AM  
1 vote:

Haliburton Cummings: awesome subby!

//AND a cancer joke
///because here at fark, cancer is hilarious!

Wow, I totally misread it as a joke about sticking plants up your ass.
2012-12-23 03:37:40 AM  
1 vote:
Kiss my ass.
2012-12-23 12:12:25 AM  
1 vote:
You can also use it to get rid of burdensome Norse deities.
2012-12-22 11:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be more worried about those leaves.

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