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(Local10 WPLG)   Forget gasoline, if congress doesn't address the "dairy cliff", milk could hit $7 a gallon next year   ( local10.com) divider line
    More: Followup, gasoline, milk, dairy, dairy cliff, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack  
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6220 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Dec 2012 at 12:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-22 11:44:06 AM  
8 votes:
Given the current state of the fiscal cliff talks and Congress' inability to get things done in general, dairy lovers might want to stock up now.

Yes.  Everyone, go out and buy a whole bunch of milk now so that you have enough for next year.
2012-12-22 01:48:28 PM  
2 votes:
So no more of this then?

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2012-12-22 01:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
Remove birth control and sex education classes from the farm. Teach Holsteins abstinence and promote the value of religion, then watch the bovine birthrate soar. More cows, more milk, problem solved.
2012-12-22 12:08:40 PM  
2 votes:
So help me god, if I can't make my morning latte heads are going to roll.
2012-12-22 03:31:51 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: thisisyourbrainonFark: So no more of this then?

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WTF? I don't even....

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How does this not make any sense to you? It's an obvious allegory on the plight of the people of Paraguay.
2012-12-22 03:22:14 PM  
1 vote:

Slam1263: I can't wait for the US to get back to capitalism.

This freakish form of Socialism we've been playing with since 1930 just hasn't panned out.

But on the bright side, we have $16 trillion in debt.

Yeah, because the US was such an awesome place to live before 1930.
2012-12-22 02:03:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well I guess it's time to finally buy the cow.
2012-12-22 01:30:36 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-22 01:28:49 PM  
1 vote:

mrmaster: Milk has been over $7 a gallon here for a long time (USVI). We just don't buy liquid milk unless it is the dry stuff cause a recipe calls for it. We get our calcium from Wisconsin cheese (we have tons of it in the fridge) and yogurt.

have fun pooping
2012-12-22 01:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
Well, there's always Malk. Now with vitamin R.
2012-12-22 01:25:05 PM  
1 vote:

aevert: duffblue: The real question is whole or 1%. Or 1% vs. 2%. I don't understand skim.

If I wanted to drink something that tasted like butter, I'd melt some in a microwave.

If I wanted to drink something that tasted like water, I'd get it from the faucet.
2012-12-22 01:05:46 PM  
1 vote:
We cheddar hope enough people have a beef with this to moove congress to action. They are showing a lactose of concern right now and colby in trouble.
2012-12-22 01:02:19 PM  
1 vote:

Cerebral Infarktion: PreMortem: Milk is a government conspiracy.

humans are the only animals that consume milk beyond childhood

probably eating pizza too
2012-12-22 12:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
Udderly ridiculous.
2012-12-22 12:37:06 PM  
1 vote:
so we've moved on from calling everything -"gate" to referring to everything a "cliff?" the media is so uninspired.
2012-12-22 12:28:20 PM  
1 vote:
Well, I guess I'll have to convert my car to run on something else now.
2012-12-22 12:24:06 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: What do you tip a good cow?

on her left.
2012-12-22 12:21:39 PM  
1 vote:
What do you tip a good cow?
2012-12-22 12:10:13 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: So help me god, if I can't make my morning latte heads are going to roll.

I don't think this involves Laotian breast milk, so you're cool.
2012-12-22 11:44:13 AM  
1 vote:
Then no one will buy it and the price will fall to $0.25 a gallon.
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