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(Cracked)   Trying to invent something? Try to make sure it has a purpose, unlike these machines. Subby wants #2 for his house   ( divider line
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2012-12-21 04:12:13 PM  
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nekom: I should build a useless machine.

The last thing I'd want to invent is a machine that can put me out of my job.
2012-12-21 06:09:10 PM  
2 votes:

nekom: I should build a useless machine.

I did, I call them my kids.
2012-12-22 08:39:07 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but the most useless machine of all time was invented over 200 years ago

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2012-12-22 05:41:50 AM  
1 vote:
Useful shiat often come from the designs of useless inventions.

Keep that in mind.
2012-12-21 07:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
THIS is what the Internet was invented for.
2012-12-21 06:21:49 PM  
1 vote:
The jelly wobbler should be taken to the next level. Add a laser scanner that tracks the wobble which in turn controls a gyroscope to keep the jell-o perfectly still.
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