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2012-12-21 12:02:28 AM  
6 votes:
I killed my father for it.  As is the custom of my people.  As he killed his father before him.
2012-12-21 03:15:55 AM  
5 votes:

steamingpile: Everybody is full of shiat, some just refuse to admit it, therefore steamingpile

we should really hang out.

do you like stuff?
2012-12-21 01:46:34 AM  
5 votes:
The sickly, lesser known Marx brother.
2012-12-21 12:04:05 AM  
5 votes:
I live in Hawaii, and my boyfriend always used to comment that I get wet like a tsunami.
2012-12-20 11:59:13 PM  
5 votes:
sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.
2012-12-20 11:55:08 PM  
5 votes:
It's my first initial and last name. I use it for everything. I'm not very imaginative or fun.
2012-12-21 03:12:49 AM  
4 votes:
I'm an idiot.
I've had a lot of screen names, many of which were pretty stupid, but e-christ is the worst. I've almost signed up for a new account a number of times, but just never could bring myself to pull the trigger.

See, elsewhere on the internet, I've used my real first name, Eric, with the last name Christ, but at the time I didn't want to use my name (these days I don't care, and there're enough Eric Christs on the internet that googling the name doesn't turn up anything related to me for pages). So I thought of E. Christ, but then, in a moment of pure stupidity, I thought, "Haha, what if I did e-christ, like an e-machine or e-trade or whatever. 'I am Christ for the internet age' it'll say to people! This is genius!"

Pretty much the second I confirmed the account, I thought to myself "This is the worst screen name I've ever picked." And it has remained so ever since.
2012-12-21 03:10:46 AM  
4 votes:
I'd answer, but I have somewhere to be.
2012-12-21 01:56:49 AM  
4 votes:
I am a dude and a fan of arrested development. I wanted my fark name to be operation hotmother. I spaced and left off operation. Now whenever I comment, farkers respond with "prove it" I dont comment much.
2012-12-21 12:14:59 AM  
4 votes:
I lurked TFD years before making an account. Then one day a Fark party was announced. So, I decided to show up and smell the hair of people that I had only known by name. The hostess asked me for my login name. I panicked. Years of hard work making spreadsheets and gathering data would be for naught. Then I looked across the room. There was a person wearing a shirt from The Salty Dog Saloon. So I blurted out, "Salty Dog." Well in her drunken script the "a" looked like an "o." I went home that night and created the account using the spelling on the tag, since it was in so many pictures and I didn't want to raise suspicion.
2012-12-21 09:44:45 AM  
3 votes:
moos = moose - e
A moose with no "e" = a non-"e" moose
Take the spaces out = anonemoose
anonemoose = a phonetical interpretation of anonymous
2012-12-21 07:17:53 AM  
3 votes:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I wrote a bunch of words on a poster board and jizzed on it.  Biggest gloops of mess won.

Pump to Conclusions mat?
2012-12-21 05:13:40 AM  
3 votes:
Heywood Jablowme was already taken.
2012-12-21 05:08:12 AM  
3 votes:
Back in ye olde days of free internets via AOL CD's I think I was maybe 11 years old and enjoying the heck out of Final Fantasy VII. You had to use a whole new account/username every time you started a new free trial. I ran through UltimaSephiroth, UltimaCloud, and UltimaRedXIII (real original, I know). I got to UltimaCaitSith when my mother finally agreed to just pay for the service so I didn't need to hunt down another CD every month. Ended up using the crap name so long that it became my staple. It got shortened to UltimaCS for Fark specifically because I accurately deduced that you're all a bunch of glaucoma'd geezers who can't tell the difference between UltimaCaitSith and UltimateCatShiat.
2012-12-21 04:37:38 AM  
3 votes:

Dallymo: Nickname for our dog, Dallas.

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You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!
2012-12-21 03:08:02 AM  
3 votes:
You gotta admit, peas are pretty farking great.
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2012-12-21 02:20:08 AM  
3 votes:
"Painful Rectal Itch" was already taken.
2012-12-21 02:07:08 AM  
3 votes:
1997, Gateway 2000 Pentium 200Mhz, 32 Mb RAM, and that SHIATTY Telepath Modem had to be reinstalled. After 2 hours of fighting and yelling "I'ts at comm 1 you stupid piece of crap!" CompuServe finally came up and asked for a user name.
2012-12-21 02:06:30 AM  
3 votes:
i was drunk and was attempting to type in "bear" and ended up with "beear"
2012-12-21 01:56:24 AM  
3 votes:
I'm a 65 million year old fish.
2012-12-21 12:37:52 AM  
3 votes:

UsikFark: oi_piss_me_off: >:(

With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*

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2012-12-21 12:20:28 AM  
3 votes:

atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE
2012-12-21 12:07:24 AM  
3 votes:
My name is actually Freemason code.  The first person to solve it wins a prize.  And by prize, I mean we show up at your house and you are never heard from again.
2012-12-21 12:04:32 AM  
3 votes:
I wrote a bunch of words on a poster board and jizzed on it.  Biggest gloops of mess won.
2012-12-20 11:59:35 PM  
3 votes:
It was given to me by Tom Cruise.
2012-12-21 08:03:05 PM  
2 votes:
My initials, I thought this was a real news site.
2012-12-21 10:58:31 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a Monty Python fan.
2012-12-21 10:56:34 AM  
2 votes:
I got mine on sale at Target. I also picked up a six pack of memes.
2012-12-21 10:40:17 AM  
2 votes:
When I worked at a pizza chain with my friends we got a new manager that transferred in from another store. Now, I'm fine with however you think or want to live your life until it starts to infringe on the rights of others.
The first thing out of this guys mouth when he sees my friend and I next to each other is "You guys one of them queers? I can't stand them queers!"
My friend an I were kinda taken back from this just straight up claim so we decided to F with this guy a bit.
Since we were delivery guys, our deliveries were 'shouted' to us when they where ready. So, my friend shouts to me from the front of the store allllll the way to the back "Stevie Cheeks, your runs are ready Sweetie!" in the most stereotypical gay voice.
So, I come up, skipping and over doing the 'gay' thing and said "Thanks baby!" Kissed my hand and put it to his forehead and left the store with my delivery.

My friend said that shock and horror on the new mgrs face was priceless.

He put in for a transfer and left the NEXT day for another store. Never heard from the manager guy again.
2012-12-21 09:45:38 AM  
2 votes:
It was my Grandmother's name.
2012-12-21 09:40:57 AM  
2 votes:
There was no password recovery system back then (at least none I knew of). Now I have no idea what my original username was.
2012-12-21 09:17:46 AM  
2 votes:
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The wife happened to be watching this dreadful movie while I was trying to think of a name. It is the prime example of cheap, shallow Hollywood intellect, so I went with it thinking it would be a perfect fit for Fark. I was right.
2012-12-21 09:15:08 AM  
2 votes:
Strongbad is to blame.
2012-12-21 09:07:48 AM  
2 votes:
It was the most juvenile thing that I could come up with.
2012-12-21 07:17:22 AM  
2 votes:
My golf drive and the curve in my penis
2012-12-21 06:58:09 AM  
2 votes:

enry: Way back when in college I shared an apartment floor with 2 other people named Mark (there was also two Brians). The two others had nicknames and I didn't.

At thanksgiving time I was visiting with my great uncle who is worth about 30 CSBs that I know of. He called me Henry since he thought I looked like some boxer from his earlier days. Boom. Nickname done.

Went to sign into a MUD (hey, I said it was way back when) and Henry wqs taken so I dropped the H. That was about 20 years ago. My wife still knows how to get my attention in a crowded room by just saying "Hey Enry".


So... there are seven more of you?
2012-12-21 06:21:14 AM  
2 votes:
 We set up velvet ropes at a nearby JW church and treated it like an entrance to an exclusive club one night. The cops called out couldn't help but laugh their asses off. We explained that we all lived in the area and were bothered by the assholes coming to our homes constantly, so we returned the favor. Afterward, they never bothered us again. Yes, alcohol was involved.
2012-12-21 04:58:08 AM  
2 votes:
I used to tell people that a "holocaust" was an idiomatic unit of measurement like a "murder" of crows. Any number of sockmonkeys together was a "holocaust" of them.

Really, when I registered I noticed there were a ton of users with "sockmonkey" in their username and I thought they were all lame so I wanted the lamest, most unimaginative name possible coupled with something kind of offensive because I was a new kid in town ready to shake up sockmonkey-username-based posting.

Now I look down and see all of my notes for posting humor for today revolve around Romney's "BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN" gaffe and I don't have any apocalypse humor ready. I already have a bottle of Code Red ready and two P'Zones. My internet posting command center is across the house. I have become part of the posting problem that I sought to overthrow.

I have no apocalypse-themed humor and I must post.
2012-12-21 03:47:48 AM  
2 votes:
I'm good at most things but not particularly great or terrible at anything.
2012-12-21 03:27:24 AM  
2 votes:
My name is Brandon
2012-12-21 03:17:52 AM  
2 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: olderbudnoweiser: "Painful Rectal Itch" was already taken.

What about "10,000 Nuns and Orphans"?

They were all eaten by rats.
2012-12-21 03:04:48 AM  
2 votes:
Where's constantlystrokingmypenis? I'm dying to know how he came up with his user name.
2012-12-21 02:46:05 AM  
2 votes:

glwtta: Means 'language' in archaic Greek (the 'w' is an omega, so it's pronounced as an 'o').

It was the first random word I could think of at the time.

Your random word generator is better than mine.

I came up with "the".

True story. Just asked myself "come up with a random word". Brain came back with "the." Really brain? You suck.
2012-12-21 02:44:30 AM  
2 votes:
It's complicated.
2012-12-21 02:37:28 AM  
2 votes:
I figured there was a reason whenever Jesus went missing, they went looking for the drinkers and the whores.
2012-12-21 02:36:32 AM  
2 votes:

Morning Coffee: I drink coffee. In the morning.

Farking weirdo.
2012-12-21 02:26:01 AM  
2 votes:
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'nuff said
2012-12-21 02:17:16 AM  
2 votes:
since I am going to change it anyway, my handle started on the politics board on craigslist. I chose it deliberabtley. It was common when somebody was losing an arguement that they would attack you for your handle. So I chose a handle that was rediculous that it was so easy to attack that many would go right for it. It started as dick tater, then then ass masterson, then ass master flash. soon it will be Fatty McFatcheeks.
2012-12-21 01:59:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-21 01:52:59 AM  
2 votes:
Mine's pretty easy. A long time ago, I was trying to kill my parents in a murderous, manic rampage and the weapon I was using broke when I slammed it into a metal conduit in the drywall in their bedroom (they were running - which was silly and frankly futile, but that's an easy call through the retrospectoscope). Anyway, it hit the piece of metal conduit and the head of the ax shattered from the force - and so I shouted out, just as the neighbors were arriving, "DAMN AX!"

The rest, as they say, is history.

But I figure that most of you had already figured that out. Just thought I'd contribute.
2012-12-21 01:41:12 AM  
2 votes:

Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr

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2012-12-21 01:40:49 AM  
2 votes:
Unfortunately it's our family name.
2012-12-21 12:34:28 AM  
2 votes:
"Make up an origin story for another persons login"

Now that is a green thread.
2012-12-21 12:29:33 AM  
2 votes:

McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.

When I was back there in liter land, there was a yooper there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
Petition the admins with broken html tags
You cannot petition the admins with broken html tags
2012-12-21 12:11:03 AM  
2 votes:
When I first got in the navy my last name was rather unpronounceable. I was given the nickname mudwhistle.

A mudwhistle is when you blow air into a hookers ass and press on her stomach. Yay Thailand!

62 is the hull number of my first ship, the USS Chancellorsville.
2012-12-21 12:09:13 AM  
2 votes:

iamrex: I didn't want anyone to know I'm a girl.

hahahahahahaha, I had no idea how this place works.

You're a girl?!
2012-12-21 12:09:13 AM  
2 votes:
I'm of the Kensington Drunk-Bureaucrats.
2012-12-21 12:02:27 AM  
2 votes:
I was home from class tooling around on the Internet and just picked the first stupid boring thing off the top of my head because eh, I was only going to be around for five minutes.
2012-12-21 12:00:18 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't want anyone to know I'm a girl.

hahahahahahaha, I had no idea how this place works.
2012-12-20 11:58:34 PM  
2 votes:
It sort of naturally flowed from my bright and shiny personality.
2012-12-20 11:57:52 PM  
2 votes:

sgt cyanide: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.

but was wild turkey taken? wild turkey 101?

2012-12-20 11:56:02 PM  
2 votes:
i dont even remember getting here.

im sure i didnt want numbers after my name so i kind of wonder what i would have been if that hadnt been an issue.


2012-12-20 11:54:47 PM  
2 votes:
My dog + evil.
2012-12-22 10:00:05 AM  
1 vote:
what user name?
do users have names nowdays ???

what an odd idea!
2012-12-22 01:02:01 AM  
1 vote:
Like a clockwork orange, but cuter.
2012-12-21 07:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
It is a modified refrain from a Prince song titled "Gett Off". The lyrics:

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)

The way i figured it, the 23rd position is the finish position and really shouldn't count.
2012-12-21 04:40:19 PM  
1 vote:
I don't need to tell you the story, you can figure it out.
2012-12-21 04:38:34 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: So many personal stories in here.

Definitely. I am LOVING this thread.

Happy Holidays all you generous, bitter, funny, lonely, witty, sad, wonderful Farkers!

2012-12-21 03:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
I had a customer with this name once and thought "Poor guy got called a dick twice". Since I can be a bit of a smartass I though "Hey, this works".
2012-12-21 03:36:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'm Mel Gibson
2012-12-21 02:36:14 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 02:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
Found one on the street one day
2012-12-21 02:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
Mine was just randomly assigned
2012-12-21 01:34:44 PM  
1 vote:
I wanted people to assume I was a troll, though it actually describes me.

I rarely post anything inflammatory, so it never really worked out for me.  You gotta have follow-through.
2012-12-21 01:32:26 PM  
1 vote:

CygnusDarius: farsidius: One Bad Apple: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE

I have sex daily

I mean I have dyslexia

Don't you mean sexlexia?.

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2012-12-21 01:30:38 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a horse.
In New Jersey.
2012-12-21 01:22:19 PM  
1 vote:
What, it doesn't sound funny to you?

It's because I've got some Mikmaq blood in me somewhere. CSB: My aunt's ex-mother-in-law used to drone on and on about how her family was descended from Dr. Fuller (or whomever the doctor was on the Mayflower, a quick google makes me think it's him). One day my aunt just goes "You know, our family was here with the Pilgrims too, ya know!" The XMIL just goes, "really? which ones?", to which my aunt replies "We were the Indians!"

She never heard shiat about it again.
2012-12-21 12:46:37 PM  
1 vote:
My BF calls me kitten not because i'm cute and fluffy but because one month I got cheap and didn't wax my lip and he said, "hey! you've got whiskers", and then i tried to scratch his face off. So, there's the kitten part.

In case it's not obvious, that conversation left me super crusty and highly embarassed.

So... yea.
2012-12-21 12:39:53 PM  
1 vote:
I carry candy in my pockets for the girls I meet in the park.
2012-12-21 11:53:13 AM  
1 vote:
You can suck me and suck me and suck me and I'll never get any smaller. Never!

/At least I don't think I do
// A few more tests
/// Where's Mrs. Slugworth?
2012-12-21 11:45:29 AM  
1 vote:

Inhalien: Yes

Sharp, distance, how can the wind with its arms all around me
2012-12-21 11:44:10 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 11:18:14 AM  
1 vote:

Honest Bender: I'm the biggest futurama fan ever. I wanted an semi-obscure futurama themed name. .

Huh. Same here. Imagine that. (Mine is just a little more obscure though, more of a background joke.)
2012-12-21 11:04:03 AM  
1 vote:
The shadow of a microphone boom appearing in film or other visual media is a goof, an so am I.
2012-12-21 10:51:30 AM  
1 vote:
Max Power... it's the name you'd love to touch, but YOU MUSN'T TOOOOOOUUUUUUCH! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you hear it, you musten't feeeear, 'cuz his naaaame, can be spooooken, by anyooooone!
2012-12-21 10:51:16 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 10:49:03 AM  
1 vote:
Lost my password when I was Milt_Spilk from eleven years ago.
2012-12-21 10:46:35 AM  
1 vote:
I saw this a few years ago and haven't stopped laughing since.  It's funnier each time I watch it, but then again, I have the sense of humor of a 5th grader!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ivw0mA6mg
2012-12-21 10:45:01 AM  
1 vote:
Spoof of old school (and apparently banned) Farker SLAYERSWINE.
2012-12-21 10:08:42 AM  
1 vote:
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You see, it has double meaning, no, no, triple!! in that your brain is on Fark and Fark's infecting it like zombie meth, but it also means, shiat, what was I saying, oh yeah, your brain is also contributing to the hive mind that is Fark, and finally, and such, I'm a child of the 80s.

/I learned it from watching you, Fark!
(runs off sobbing)
2012-12-21 09:47:30 AM  
1 vote:
It makes you uncomfortable.
2012-12-21 09:45:31 AM  
1 vote:
Labyrinth is one of my favorite movies. For the puppetry craft and skills, of course.
2012-12-21 09:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
circle of life and all that... things die, go into the ground, get eaten by worms... I'm just a worm, version 2.0
2012-12-21 09:26:21 AM  
1 vote:
Obviously, I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
2012-12-21 09:23:41 AM  
1 vote:
Took it from one of the Fark catchphrases at the time I signed up.
2012-12-21 09:22:20 AM  
1 vote:
I tried all the names I usually used. There weren't any farking names left.
2012-12-21 09:18:34 AM  
1 vote:
I'm Expolaris.


"Ex" in it's prepositional form means out of, from or as from a specified place or source.


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Basically i'm a strange alien on this world who came from a far place in space.
2012-12-21 09:17:16 AM  
1 vote:
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/I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties
2012-12-21 09:06:46 AM  
1 vote:
One of the funniest posters on Fark when I came on was Anti_Freak_Machine. He was (and is) hilarious, and I thought his name was the coolest thing ever, even though I had no idea what it meant.
2012-12-21 08:45:46 AM  
1 vote:
Movie reference.
2012-12-21 08:40:37 AM  
1 vote:
Because it's true.
2012-12-21 08:38:10 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 08:29:03 AM  
1 vote:
There's not a chance anyone reads this. I could post my password and it wouldn't matter. At night I fight crime wearing a tutu.

Jake is my nickname (or was way back then). It's. Just. Jake. Nothing special about it, or me. I'm ... just ... Jake.

it also an old slang term for 'Everything's OK", so it has a fun double meaning.
2012-12-21 08:19:42 AM  
1 vote:
Crow T robot goes into a westen coin and gun shop, the guy ask him "what will you have? He replies " a wheatpenny and a glock"
2012-12-21 08:18:44 AM  
1 vote:
Second account after some issues with #1. I originally wanted Guitar Villan but that was already taken, so I tried to think up the most absurd instrument I could be a Hero for. Many comedians have noted there are some words that are simply funny in all contexts- weasel, chainsaw, duck, Seattle, etc. I'd like to add that I think glockenspiel is the funniest instrument name.[1]

I've grown to rather like it and now use it on other websites as well.

[1] Although not the funniest instrument [2]
[2] That would be the viola [3]
[3] I said funny, not interesting.
2012-12-21 08:13:35 AM  
1 vote:
It's the first thing a friend of mine at Ft. Benning jump school said after our first jump.
2012-12-21 08:06:21 AM  
1 vote:
My original username made reference to my love of curling but the cool kids here made fun of me.
2012-12-21 07:56:39 AM  
1 vote:
I wanted trojanrabbit, as that had been my CB handle way back when CB was a fad (yeah I'm old).

Well TR was taken so I built this large wooden badger......
2012-12-21 07:53:42 AM  
1 vote:
You'll find out later today.....
2012-12-21 07:50:49 AM  
1 vote:
An article came up on fark wherein the mayhem of the black underclass was referenced. I took the name out of context, because it sounds like a 3rd tier superhero name.
2012-12-21 07:48:38 AM  
1 vote:
I did medical billing for a facility that actually charged per individual tongue depressor and couldn't deny the comparison to myself as an overpriced, marginally useful, big popsicle stick.
2012-12-21 07:47:36 AM  
1 vote:
song title by awesome band.
2012-12-21 07:46:24 AM  
1 vote:
Although I was drinking cabernet at the time, I didn't want people to think I was a cab driver.
2012-12-21 07:43:11 AM  
1 vote:
A play on Karma Chameleon. It also feels like fit on my generally kind, but thoroughly sarcastic self.
2012-12-21 07:40:29 AM  
1 vote:
I would prefer not to.
2012-12-21 07:30:42 AM  
1 vote:
I have collected around myself and interesting and useful group of people. One night we were talking about how we'd fare should societal collapse occur and I declared that my post apocalyptic tribe was the best. Thus that has been my go to forum name since.

My Post Apocalyptic Tribe
A Handy Woman (Me - sewing, baking bread on a fire, canning food, making soap, I can learn handy work pretty quickly etc)
A Grunt (My husband, he's dumb but he can move heavy stuff)
A retired electrician and a handy man (My father in law, he can fix and build anything)
A hobby gardener (My mother in law)
A Nurse (My sister in law)
A construction worker (My brother in law)
A very smart person (My sister)
A police officer, trained paramedic, and volunteer firefighter (My other brother in law, he has a lot of guns)
Some who will tell us how we're doing it all wrong (My Mother)
2012-12-21 06:51:10 AM  
1 vote:
I had just finished watching one of the Harry Potter movies and couldn't stop giggling at a punny joke involving Sirius Black.
2012-12-21 06:44:30 AM  
1 vote:
I live next door to The Little Prince.
2012-12-21 06:35:25 AM  
1 vote:
Was on a planetarium field trip in middle school and we were learning about Jupiter's moons. When I learned that Mimas orbits the planet every 7 hours, I made the comment, "That's a fast moon!", and everyone thought that was the most hillarious, yet obvious, observation.
2012-12-21 06:32:17 AM  
1 vote:
I was an avid home brewer back then. I was also damn good at it. I brewed using nothing but grains as opposed to the malt syrups most home brewers used. Thus the name allgrainer. So yes it is drinking related
2012-12-21 06:11:21 AM  
1 vote:
Nickname IRL

Also used in one of my favorite movies, "John Smallberries" "John Yaya" "John Manyjohns"

/you had to be there.
2012-12-21 06:07:55 AM  
1 vote:
Im a Supreme Court Judge
2012-12-21 06:04:55 AM  
1 vote:
From the right column.

If my Fark name had already been taken, i would have picked "Link Voting" or "Fark Blogs" instead.

Not "Politics Forum", because that would just have been weird...
2012-12-21 05:47:34 AM  
1 vote:
Kind of obvious.
2012-12-21 05:31:11 AM  
1 vote:

rhcmom: My kids' initials and "mom". Pretty deep huh.

Of course, I have another kid now, so it's not accurate.

What does that say about you as a parent?
2012-12-21 05:30:36 AM  
1 vote:

UltimaCS: for Fark specifically because I accurately deduced that you're all a bunch of glaucoma'd geezers who can't tell the difference between UltimaCaitSith and UltimateCatShiat.

2012-12-21 05:21:17 AM  
1 vote:
Its my real name
2012-12-21 05:02:07 AM  
1 vote:
My front yard was overgrown with dandelions, and the local classic crock station kept playing that REO-Speedwagon song about driving through the Colorado Rockies where I live.

Many mistakenly think my name is a reference to the drug know as marihuana, but actually my chronic toking habit is purely coincidental.
2012-12-21 05:00:53 AM  
1 vote:
I like toast.
2012-12-21 04:44:42 AM  
1 vote:
so I'm watching Spinal Tap for the 12th time,,,,,,
2012-12-21 04:41:19 AM  
1 vote:
Originally granted to me in elementary school for talking complete rubbish, uttertosh made it's return as my nickname when I decided to make my Boobies and Weiners here. I had lurked for ages, and had made the account to totally *OH SNAAAAP* someone, only to find out that, rather smartly, Fark didn't allow same-day account creation/Boobies. I had a sad.

My sad was quickly overcome by the joy that an EPIC Photoshop thread circa 2005 could be. I was instantly hooked on mangling images at nobodies behest, save my own. ERHMERGHERD FERTERSHERP!

As I tell marginally better lies than Dering Fertersherp (both painfully terrible), so I felt no need to have a separate account for that.

I also like to reverse troll. As in trolloing trolls. My favourite troll to be trolling was trolling Creationist,good ole uncle Steve (B). Now it is The (Pseudo-cheese-eating-surrender-monkey) Troll. And anyone with an account less than 6 months old who cries DERP, ITG, etc, when corrected by someone who has been here a decade.

Good times. Good times.
2012-12-21 04:38:21 AM  
1 vote:
My friends and I use the nickname prius instead of saying vagina out in public. My friends also said my vagina is magical. They started calling me magic prius and it just stuck.
2012-12-21 04:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
Honestly I don't remember how I came up with my name, but I do get a kick out of the responses when farkers see it
2012-12-21 04:29:23 AM  
1 vote:
It was just random. I didn't think I'd stay here for nine years. I thnk I'm going to dump this one and roll a new one.
2012-12-21 04:06:04 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 03:58:55 AM  
1 vote:
inspired by all of you
2012-12-21 03:51:06 AM  
1 vote:
Am Australian.

Not really "Aussie as" though. I'm no Crocodile Dundee, not much of a sportsman, am tertiary educated (in science), can't fix a car, don't go fishing, have never fired a gun or ridden a horse, don't dirtbike, don't drink cheap beer, don't hate refugees, am pro-gay-marriage, I enjoy giving cunnilingus, and none of my kids is called Kylie.

I do brew a fairly good homebrew beer and like all real Aussies I hate Fosters. I did drive a Holden Commodore for quite a few years and I am frequently found near a barbecue which has never known a 'shrimp' but has seen plenty of prawns. So it's not a total disaster as user names go.
2012-12-21 03:49:46 AM  
1 vote:
Was biatching about something or other in pep band one day, and someone said "settle down, Twitch Boy" and it stuck.

/I was a strange kid
2012-12-21 03:46:27 AM  
1 vote:
I ran data across the office back when the office network was really crappy (it didn't exist). Then Dubya said there were some rumors on the Internets.. and... well... Sneakernet + Internets = gold.
2012-12-21 03:44:05 AM  
1 vote:
when i made my fark handle in 2001, it was just after i came to the need of having a more presentable user name. my name on battle.net was sir_smelly_fart, or ssf. then i just added into it the letters of my cat's name, Leo, and there we are.
2012-12-21 03:41:02 AM  
1 vote:
Leaky boob issues.
2012-12-21 03:40:44 AM  
1 vote:

albatros183: Is anybody else listening to billy Joel right now or is it just me?

That might just be you.
2012-12-21 03:23:15 AM  
1 vote:

Sparky the Fire Dog: Concern appreciated. I'm fairly new though - that's really the reason I don't have a dress uniform yet. I'll get one next time they have a few people to order for. They really do treat me about like they would a smallish guy - like giving me the heaviest thing they can find to carry (testing my strength) - but other than that I'm the same as anyone.

I'm working on becoming an EMT too! Should be certified in March.

In that case congrats, and good luck with the EMT tests. (They were easier than I expected, but that was a while ago in NY.)

If fundraising is an issue, consider that (1) this is fark (2) you're female (3) you're a firefighter, which is quite badass, and (4) the FarkUs tab seems like a good spot to try to ask for help with fundraising, especially if 1 and 2 apply.
2012-12-21 03:13:10 AM  
1 vote:
"Government Issue Rifle Bearer"

aka: "Grunt", "Cannon Fodder", "Leg Infantryman", etc.

11Bravo for first 6 years, retired from Guard as an 88Zulu.
2012-12-21 03:12:53 AM  
1 vote:
I'm an African pygmy hedgehog. Although I'm a fairly gifted hedgehog, I did not realize other users were using fake names when I chose this login.
2012-12-21 03:10:55 AM  
1 vote:

olderbudnoweiser: "Painful Rectal Itch" was already taken.

What about "10,000 Nuns and Orphans"?
2012-12-21 03:04:37 AM  
1 vote:


You can dance if you want to.

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we can leave your friends behind
2012-12-21 03:04:32 AM  
1 vote:
Regional identifier + gender

/I'm so farking clever
2012-12-21 03:02:39 AM  
1 vote:

heap: davidphogan: Uhhhh... Congrats on the functional gear, but maybe you might want to see if you can get a dress uniform as well. I've never been a firefighter, but I was an EMT, and I'd just think you'd want all your members to be able to dress up for formal events without needing to be a mascot.

i was picturing the mascot with an ax at a funeral.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust....and now, Sparky would like give do a safety dance."

yes it's safe to dance

You can dance if you want to.
2012-12-21 03:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
13 years ago - that's half my life, oh god - I signed up for Fark around the same time I started my first email account, sneaking around behind my mom's back. My username is the creation of a nervous, sad 12 year old girl who really wanted to be COOL. It's by complete chance that I logged on here tonight. I am shocked that my password still works. Apparently Flux is still around? Totally had a secret tween internet crush on that guy.
2012-12-21 02:58:40 AM  
1 vote:
I needed a new login when I forgot my original one. I was in a really really bad mood, and Toxic just seemed too obvious.
2012-12-21 02:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
In part because I loved the show, and also loved Richard Schiff's "babies come with hats" speech.

I can't recall why I picked BOTH the names, however. It can be annoying to type, because early on I couldn't decide whether "and" should start upper-case.

Bonus question: Who are the babies who portrayed Huck and Molly Ziegler? I don't know. I'm asking.
2012-12-21 02:57:58 AM  
1 vote:
I'm a gamer, and squirrels are cool.

2012-12-21 02:57:11 AM  
1 vote:
It was my name on IRC.


(lotta old school farkers in this thread so I thought I'd throw out some old school fark humour)
2012-12-21 02:55:19 AM  
1 vote:
When I was 14, I got me an 8-month-old dachshund from the local SPCA. I thusly became a "dachshund person". I don't know if anyone can refrain from becoming a dachshund person after having one. Dins had about 100 nicknames, but 'weiner dog' was one of the more commonly used ones; chances are pretty good I'd just called him "weiner dog" when I was trying to come up with a Fark account username. (CSB side note: I've always preferred spelling it with the 'ei' combo, even though it's simply an 'accepted variant', and not the proper spelling. I am slowly transitioning to the 'ie' spelling of wiener after all these years. It's oddly difficult.)

R.I.P. Dinsdale Piranha (1996-2011)
2012-12-21 02:52:09 AM  
1 vote:

MBK: MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).

Just thought I'd add that culottes in modern French means underwear (or panties for women) but originated from the long leggings men wore during the Middle Ages.

And somewhat related segway to mine, lumiere is French for light. My full name translates to 'enlightened night' so I just chose light for Fark, despite the fact I'm more of a nocturnal Farkette. And no, I didn't choose it because of the Disney 'Beauty and the Beast'  candelabra.

 /panties and a bra in one post and completely unrelated
2012-12-21 02:51:47 AM  
1 vote:
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's farkin Goofy!"
2012-12-21 02:36:09 AM  
1 vote:
I was 11.
2012-12-21 02:35:18 AM  
1 vote:
In retrospect, I wish I would have picked Your_toothbrush_is_my_assbrush.
2012-12-21 02:34:50 AM  
1 vote:

impaler: Some people think my name is a reference to Vlad or some sort of kinky sex thing. Really it was just the name I was using in Action Quake at the time I signed up for fark.

What is Action Quake and WHERE CAN I GET IT!??!
2012-12-21 02:33:43 AM  
1 vote:
I am currently eating a bowl of meatballs.
2012-12-21 02:33:28 AM  
1 vote:
Mine is from the days of echo-mail and FidoNet.


I was a bad seed in my younger years, hanging out in the religious feeds of FidoNet, ripping and giving shiat to fundamentalist freaks.

My nick came up from a comment made in the feed after I had forced my way into the mail system to play havoc on mail packets.

I set up my own FidoNet node and subscribed to all the religious feeds and then the alternative wacko sex feeds. I wrote down the names of the most retarded fundies. Then, I used a compiler to take huge mail packets from the religious and sex feeds and changed the to and from fields to the fundie names with mail from the sex feeds.

After compiling was finished, I found a mail hub in another state that uploaded the religious feeds to a larger regional hub for distribution. Luckily, he wouldn't be password protected - as most BBSes weren't in those days on their frontend software. I reconfigured my frontend to look like one of the hub's clients and pushed my dirty packet through.

A day or two later, my work had spread itself all over the globe to whoever subscribed to the religious feeds. I sat down to read how one fundie asked another fundy how he liked the thong panties he got him, other conversations touched on the topic of golden showers and even scat. Now, I just had to wait to see if the fundies would take the bait.

They did. They started flaming others that appeared to be homosexual, severely offended at the scat mail - you name it, they bought it. I consider it to be the funniest goddamn moment in my entire life. A little while later, after they started to calm down and realize they'd been made fools of, they blamed it on a person out there of maximum hatred that worked for satan.

I changed my nick to Satanus Maximus. Thanks!

/CSB end
2012-12-21 02:31:09 AM  
1 vote:
I guess I'm just not that creative.
2012-12-21 02:30:20 AM  
1 vote:

barkingfarking: my real name is Barkingtoosha Mount Batton. I live on the isle of Bikini.

What are you doing here in my US government top secret time travel facility?  (prolly nsfw)
2012-12-21 02:26:17 AM  
1 vote:
I repeated the question in defiance like a little punk.
2012-12-21 02:25:38 AM  
1 vote:
I always found the idea of dying by a tiny clot of zombies in the leg hilarious. Thus, Deep Vein Zombosis.
2012-12-21 02:24:06 AM  
1 vote:

cochlear: hen boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing.

If losing one's hearing was good enough for Beethoven, it's good enough for you, Mr Snowflake.
2012-12-21 02:23:42 AM  
1 vote:
I'm trapped in a parallel universe which is going to end in a few hours according to some ancient Egyptian calendar.
2012-12-21 02:21:07 AM  
1 vote:
From my favorite* TV show, The Simpsons of course.

* Seasons 3-9
2012-12-21 02:21:06 AM  
1 vote:
Peppermill restaurant here in Las Vegas. My favorite item on the menu. Sounds like a good porn name too.
2012-12-21 02:19:30 AM  
1 vote:
My wit works so slowly, this username didn't occur to me until some years after anti-cat software was introduced to Fark. And yet, I was still the first to apply for it.
2012-12-21 02:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 02:17:01 AM  
1 vote:
My rap name from college......

/oh the shame
2012-12-21 02:15:58 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, this is easy.

My name is David P. Hogan. So, I have the email address davidphogan at gmail.

I had another Fark name before it, but I could never remember it because I used it rarely, and I finally lost that name (I think I moved and lost the post it not, and cleaned my cookies around the same time) so I started a new Fark Account to submit some crap. I was drunk, and just figured, "farkit, I'll just use my email address/domain name for this one so I don't forget it."

I realized there's some value in being on a site like this with my real name, even if it's such a common name that I've talked to seven people with the name Dave Hogan as well. So, I get to be kind of anonymous while being accountable for whatever shiat I post on here.

So I have that going for me, which is nice.
2012-12-21 02:15:48 AM  
1 vote:
I like alliteration and funny animals.
2012-12-21 02:15:45 AM  
1 vote:
3F14, Homer the Smithers

Smithers: [on a public phone] Mr. Burns, 48 rings, are you all right?
What did Simpson do to you?
Burns: Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his
incompetent boobery. Terrible at everything, a complete
[Homer is still holding the phone]
But I'm not really free to talk right now.

And I like oxymorons but they tend to be too on-the-nose, so I like this name because it seems like an oxymoron, but it really just indicates my desire for my silly, seldom-serious posts to achieve farce as efficiently as possible.

This post is a terrible example.

P.S. My first user name was Surgical Boobery but, as that most likely would be taken as something other than what I meant, I quickly changed it.
2012-12-21 02:14:21 AM  
1 vote:
It came from this far side, but evidently I didn't recall the spelling of the name correctly when I started using it.

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2012-12-21 02:13:41 AM  
1 vote:
Originally I used my first initial and last name. But then I realized that the voiceless needed a voice, that the weak needed a pillar of strength, the downtrodden a hero.

2012-12-21 02:12:34 AM  
1 vote:
i must be manually destroyed and my scope wanders out of control quickly if i'm not paying attention.

also....who else would want it? i can have a 4 letter SN at any site, simply by virtue of nobody else wanting to be a heap.
2012-12-21 02:10:39 AM  
1 vote:

steerforth: It's my internet banking password.

No, it isn't.
2012-12-21 02:08:48 AM  
1 vote:
It's my internet banking password.
2012-12-21 02:08:28 AM  
1 vote:
I got my old account banned for posting bad,bad pics in a politics thread,although scat porn is appropriate for the level of partisan discourse these days,so I made this one with what I did in mind.
/Maybe some self loathing involved.
2012-12-21 02:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
There was a photoshop thread with a g"O"at. So I spent hours and hours in the Gimp making my perfect "Quaker Instant Goatmeal" box, realized I needed to create a login, couldn't think of anything better, then discovered I had to wait 24 hours to post.

I've been taking out my frustration at not getting to use that image by constantly and unwaveringly shiatting on republicanism, and making sure the world knows that you people are the actual true source of evil in the universe ever since.
2012-12-21 02:04:47 AM  
1 vote:
I was always told to bring an umbrella to school when it was raining out. The rain never really bothered me, so I always questioned why I had to bring one. But mom and dad told me I had to anyway.

In high school I was able to make my own decisions (or maybe it was Jr. High), and I started defying my parents by refusing to bring an umbrella. Typical teenage rebellious shiat. Of course that's just minor compared to the other stuff I did in my teenage years.

One day I fixed my hair and applied hair spray and then ran like hell to school, or else I was going to be late. Except the hairspray was still wet and it was pouring out. When I got to my home room, my hair looked really swept to one side (and not in a good way), and my best friend told me I looked like I just got kissed by the weather.

Since then, I still haven't given a crap about whether or not it's raining. I'll wear a windbreaker or something, but I don't own any umbrellas since it's just water. So wherever I go, if it's raining out, I just let my hair dry out naturally. And people think I'm weird because I don't use an umbrella, and I get asked about it often enough, I just respond I like being kissed by the weather.

And since all the other aliases I've wanted to use online end up being taken, Weatherkiss is usually absent.

2012-12-21 02:00:55 AM  
1 vote:
i was drinking a white russian at the time
2012-12-21 01:59:55 AM  
1 vote:

oi_piss_me_off: it involves a blood ritual and a watery tart

I read that as fart.
2012-12-21 01:52:38 AM  
1 vote:
Typo in the Koran
2012-12-21 01:51:50 AM  
1 vote:
I used to be fat. I mean FAT. Im no longer fat, but I still have fat ways. And sounds.

I often sound fat.
2012-12-21 01:49:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-21 01:46:35 AM  
1 vote:
The name Legolas always made me think of Lincoln Logs. Thus, many a year ago in my BBS days, I used the handle Lincoln Legolas. An intoxicant was involved in this brilliant play on words. Nobody got it, but I kept it for years, eventually becoming Lincolnlogolas on AIM, then a Fark username.
2012-12-21 01:45:42 AM  
1 vote:
whatever drew, I still aint shutting off adblock for you
2012-12-21 01:43:40 AM  
1 vote:
One of my favorite wrestlers growing up as a kid in the 80s was the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. I knew he was a "bad guy" and I was supposed to hate him, but I thought it was so cool that he was rich enough to create his own title belt and have a servant he could boss around. And the Million Dollar Dream is a badass finishing hold. I started calling myself "The Hundred Dollar Man" in college as a spoof of my constant state of financial peril.

/Everyone's got a price.
2012-12-21 01:38:04 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-21 01:36:56 AM  
1 vote:
what I called malted milk balls when i was a wee lad.
/kids say the darndest things
//i still do
2012-12-21 01:36:00 AM  
1 vote:
Massivecock was taken...
2012-12-21 01:35:53 AM  
1 vote:
I...needed a name?
2012-12-21 01:33:54 AM  
1 vote:
Is being Russian for "mirror". Needed something, I guess it's profound as I am presenting a reflection of myself.
2012-12-21 01:22:03 AM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: We went brown.

What can brown do for you?
2012-12-21 01:09:55 AM  
1 vote:
Wanted something I wouldn't forget.
2012-12-21 01:07:32 AM  
1 vote:
Best. Thread. Ever!
2012-12-21 01:03:17 AM  
1 vote:


2012-12-21 01:02:05 AM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.

It's actually very neat. The pictures I post are actually altering your brain chemistry as you see it. Consider my (very benign) attempt at mind control.
2012-12-21 12:46:24 AM  
1 vote:
Someday, Congress will wise up and outlaw "mild" Buffalo wings, and my lobby will cause this.  They are an abomination before the Lord.

Also, the right of the people to keep and bear wings shall not be infringed, so long as the truly spicy stuff is kept under the care and control of a well-regulated college girl in a low-cut shirt and short shorts or a miniskirt.
2012-12-21 12:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
It is part of something someone said to me a couple hours before I sat down in front of the old computer and said, "I suppose I should make an account on that FARK webermajig now that I'm finally off that dial-up. Sh*t, Puppy Hugs is taken, what should I pick...?"
2012-12-21 12:36:42 AM  
1 vote:

oi_piss_me_off: >:(

With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*
2012-12-21 12:30:21 AM  
1 vote:

atlfarkette: MBK: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.

I always thought it was atl farkette.

Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.

Dear lord I have no hip hop cred also no one says Hotlanta. I have three friends that are black and they would laugh their asses off at your post. I am straight up white girl.

I have never thought your name was alt farkette.

I do think that one guy is Librarian Noel Rose, though.
2012-12-21 12:30:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just an average American guy.
2012-12-21 12:26:55 AM  
1 vote:

oi_piss_me_off: there, there...it'll be ok Sarge.

can i stop looking in the mirror yet? i'm fighting the urge to get tweezers out
2012-12-21 12:25:42 AM  
1 vote:
Change her goddamn name with disdain, spite, indignation and raw hatred for f*ck's sake.

because Mids said so!
2012-12-21 12:23:25 AM  
1 vote:
I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;dr

With love, of course.
2012-12-21 12:21:55 AM  
1 vote:
I was called 'Spidey' all through middle and high school because a (really huge) spider crawled onto me and I had a full, serious, completely humiliating panic attack in front of everyone at a fifth-grade school assembly.

Then, in college, I joined the campus radio station and our programming director was also a big Steely Dan enthusiast. Just enough kids from my old hometown (four,) had come to the same school, and one of them called me Spidey a couple of times in our director's hearing. He assumed (not illogically,) that it was short for 'SpiderQueenDemon' and started marking my schedules 'SQD' or 'Spidey' (everyone went by nicknames there,) and I just sort of went with it because it sounded cooler than I had ever been.

It did even make a vague sort of sense, if you interpreted the song 'Two Against Nature' to be about a pair of dorm RAs dealing with wacky hijinks at something of a party school, though I never did throw a wicker wing chair across the lobby. And I stopped minding being called 'Spidey' provided it was assumed to be short for something cooler, which is good because I don't expect to ever live that one down. The one teacher mistook the panic attack for a seizure and jabbed my butt with an EpiPen and...yeah, definitely in my top five worst memories.

So basically picking that user name was me trying to be the coolest possible version of myself and make peace with the awkward little kid I had been. And it sort of works.
2012-12-21 12:19:25 AM  
1 vote:
For the record I think "Explain your Fark name" threads are the lowest form of green light desperation
2012-12-21 12:18:34 AM  
1 vote:
Dyslexia in the house! :)

/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.
2012-12-21 12:17:59 AM  
1 vote:

McFifenstein: I'm just a yooper.

Sweet jeebus, I hope you're being treated for that.
2012-12-21 12:17:57 AM  
1 vote:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS

2012-12-21 12:17:25 AM  
1 vote:

murphy_31: Beerguy: I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)

I like beer, too! thebeefan.com

2012-12-21 12:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
It is in accordance with the prophecy.
2012-12-21 12:12:30 AM  
1 vote:
"Can you imagine if the headless horseman had a headless horse. That would be farking  chaos."- Mitch Hedberg
2012-12-21 12:11:55 AM  
1 vote:
I don't really know, especially since I'm a girl and I've never killed anything besides the penis.
2012-12-21 12:10:04 AM  
1 vote:
I had this discussion with some other TF'er this week.

Mine came from my opinion of some people in a thread on the day I signed up.  Of course I didn't know you couldn't post for 24 hours (I'm told it is now 6) after you registered and paid so the feckingmorons I was replying to were long gone by then.
2012-12-21 12:06:57 AM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: oooh. Green.

2012-12-21 12:06:41 AM  
1 vote:
Tormenting geeks is kind of my hobby.
2012-12-21 12:05:55 AM  
1 vote:
My friend was in jail for awhile and wrote me a letter a week, each one was addressed to a different Joe.
Joe Hamsterpants
Joey Meatloaf
Joe McFifenpooper

just to name a few.

He also called me a dirty jew a lot.

so I came up with McFifenstein.
2012-12-21 12:04:41 AM  
1 vote:

MBK: MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).

Pics or it never happened.
2012-12-21 12:04:11 AM  
1 vote:
it's what my real life friends call me. And yes... alcohol was involved for many steps of the evolution of the name.

Started out between periods in the "smoking section" at a Devils playoff game in 2001 and a random dude said about me "Hey...It's that crazy half naked man"... and over the course of that series and the rest of the playoffs, everytime he saw me he changed it a bit until it became "hng".

HE ended up naming his hockey team after me... and had me design a jersey that inlcuded my likeness, and then when he got married, the invite and my table assignment was "hng".
2012-12-21 12:01:43 AM  
1 vote:

sarahthustra: sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.

sarahkierkegaard would have worked too.
2012-12-21 12:00:55 AM  
1 vote:

oi_piss_me_off: watery tart

You dated her too?
2012-12-21 12:00:23 AM  
1 vote:
I started on Fark with nycfarkette and then I move to Atlanta and became atlfarkette. There will be at least one of you that will realize I'm not ALTfarkette but rather ATLfarkette.
2012-12-20 11:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
I work for government. A friend thought it would be funny if I wrote blog posts when I had been drinking, expressing all my pent up anger. I ported that resulting name over to Fark.

MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-20 11:55:29 PM  
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MBK was my old AOL name.  Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot".  Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).
2012-12-20 11:55:04 PM  
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Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.
2012-12-20 11:54:15 PM  
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nickname and favorite number
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