steamingpile: Everybody is full of shiat, some just refuse to admit it, therefore steamingpile
Adjective Bird Whiskey: I wrote a bunch of words on a poster board and jizzed on it. Biggest gloops of mess won.
Dallymo: Nickname for our dog, Dallas.
UsikFark: oi_piss_me_off: >:(With great eyebrows comes great responsibility. *brushes dust off eyebrows*
atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)
enry: Way back when in college I shared an apartment floor with 2 other people named Mark (there was also two Brians). The two others had nicknames and I didn't.At thanksgiving time I was visiting with my great uncle who is worth about 30 CSBs that I know of. He called me Henry since he thought I looked like some boxer from his earlier days. Boom. Nickname done.Went to sign into a MUD (hey, I said it was way back when) and Henry wqs taken so I dropped the H. That was about 20 years ago. My wife still knows how to get my attention in a crowded room by just saying "Hey Enry".CSB(?)
Huck And Molly Ziegler: olderbudnoweiser: "Painful Rectal Itch" was already taken.What about "10,000 Nuns and Orphans"?
glwtta: Means 'language' in archaic Greek (the 'w' is an omega, so it's pronounced as an 'o').It was the first random word I could think of at the time.
Morning Coffee: I drink coffee. In the morning.
Tziva: oh god the brown the mayans were rightr
McFifenstein: I hereby petition the fark admins to change <b>SpiderQueenDemon</b>'s handle to tl;drWith love, of course.
iamrex: I didn't want anyone to know I'm a girl.hahahahahahaha, I had no idea how this place works.
sgt cyanide: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Parents were alcoholic hippy native americans.but was wild turkey taken? wild turkey 101?
libranoelrose: So many personal stories in here.
CygnusDarius: farsidius: One Bad Apple: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)Dyslexics of the world UNTIEI have sex dailyI mean I have dyslexiaDon't you mean sexlexia?.
Honest Bender: I'm the biggest futurama fan ever. I wanted an semi-obscure futurama themed name. .
rhcmom: My kids' initials and "mom". Pretty deep huh.Of course, I have another kid now, so it's not accurate.
UltimaCS: for Fark specifically because I accurately deduced that you're all a bunch of glaucoma'd geezers who can't tell the difference between UltimaCaitSith and UltimateCatShiat.
albatros183: Is anybody else listening to billy Joel right now or is it just me?
Sparky the Fire Dog: Concern appreciated. I'm fairly new though - that's really the reason I don't have a dress uniform yet. I'll get one next time they have a few people to order for. They really do treat me about like they would a smallish guy - like giving me the heaviest thing they can find to carry (testing my strength) - but other than that I'm the same as anyone.I'm working on becoming an EMT too! Should be certified in March.
olderbudnoweiser: "Painful Rectal Itch" was already taken.
davidphogan: You can dance if you want to.
heap: davidphogan: Uhhhh... Congrats on the functional gear, but maybe you might want to see if you can get a dress uniform as well. I've never been a firefighter, but I was an EMT, and I'd just think you'd want all your members to be able to dress up for formal events without needing to be a mascot.i was picturing the mascot with an ax at a funeral."Ashes to ashes, dust to dust....and now, Sparky would like give do a safety dance."yes it's safe to dance
MBK: MBK was my old AOL name. Well, the actual SN was "MyBigKulot". Kulot is penis in Serbian (I think).
impaler: Some people think my name is a reference to Vlad or some sort of kinky sex thing. Really it was just the name I was using in Action Quake at the time I signed up for fark.
barkingfarking: my real name is Barkingtoosha Mount Batton. I live on the isle of Bikini.
cochlear: hen boom: lost my hearing. Fast forward a couple decades, during which my world shrank and contracted to nearly nothing.
steerforth: It's my internet banking password.
oi_piss_me_off: it involves a blood ritual and a watery tart
UsikFark: We went brown.
vegaswench: I think Rex is trying to kill us with kindness cuteness.
atlfarkette: MBK: atlfarkette: Dyslexia in the house! :)/In case any of the designers of this site are paying attention every time I have CAPS on and type the letter "I" like eye it defaults to Italics. It may just be me but I'm not seeing it anywhere else.I always thought it was atl farkette.Mostly because I think when I first joined TF and started joining TFD threads, you said something like "i was nycfarkette, now I'm atlfarkette" and I have massive amounts of hip hop cred, so I knew atl = HOTLANTA.Dear lord I have no hip hop cred also no one says Hotlanta. I have three friends that are black and they would laugh their asses off at your post. I am straight up white girl.
oi_piss_me_off: there, there...it'll be ok Sarge.
McFifenstein: I'm just a yooper.
Adjective Bird Whiskey: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS
murphy_31: Beerguy: I like beer and I own www.thebeerguys.com (not currently hosted)I like beer, too! thebeefan.com
SilentStrider: oooh. Green.
sarahthustra: sarahstotle didn't occur to me until much later.
oi_piss_me_off: watery tart
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