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(Fark)   Farker UseUrHeadFred just passed the first anniversary of opening his craft beer store. For the first time ever, he's getting a $1000 bonus that's strictly for fun. What should he spend it on?   ( divider line
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2012-12-20 10:50:58 PM  
Craft beer. Duh.
2012-12-20 10:51:07 PM  
Well, I'M not going to say it.
2012-12-20 10:52:06 PM  
Coulda sworn I refreshed first.
2012-12-20 10:54:48 PM  
A pony rental and a photographer.

Dress up like a Bavarian, put two kegs on the pony, and the Juan Valdez of beer. Roll up to a party and get jiggy w/ it.
2012-12-20 11:21:27 PM  
1333.333333333333... $.75 blow jobs.
2012-12-20 11:33:16 PM  
Hookers and blow.  Duh.
2012-12-20 11:36:34 PM  
What kind of beer do you like? I would have to say my favorite of all time is Stone's Sublimely Self-Righteous, but a lot of people don't like it. I guess they prefer Bud Light. You could buy 1000 Arizona cans, or 1000 lottery tickets, there's bound to be a winner there.
2012-12-21 12:05:50 AM  
2012-12-21 12:23:43 AM  
Chamomile tea and a cardigan sweater with patches on the elbows. Unless you want to call it a microbrewery like non-hipsters do. In which case you should spend it on a huge penile implant.
2012-12-21 12:34:56 AM  
2012-12-21 01:01:41 AM  
1. Carbon Fiber Mountain Bike
2. High Powered Rifle
3. Treat my significant other to a $500/night hotel room and night on the town
2012-12-21 01:19:50 AM  
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2012-12-21 03:16:39 AM  

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You've said it all
2012-12-21 03:20:04 AM  

diaphoresis: 1. Carbon Fiber Mountain Bike
2. High Powered Rifle
3. Treat my significant other to a $500/night hotel room and night on the town

"Ummm Homer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out."
2012-12-21 09:05:34 AM  
Miller High LIfe
2012-12-21 09:29:54 AM  
2012-12-21 09:32:44 AM  
an hour and a half plus a $100 tip with that former Olympic athlete turned prostitute
2012-12-21 09:37:48 AM  
A bottle of craft beer to everyone that posts in this thread.

/but none for that dirty Budweiser lover. He gets nothing.
2012-12-21 09:44:17 AM  

fusillade762: Hookers and blow.  Duh.

Done in 6?Fark, I am disappoint.
2012-12-21 09:50:39 AM  
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2012-12-21 09:58:26 AM  

fusillade762: Hookers and blow.  Duh.

I know.  You'd think people would stop asking these sorts of questions here.  The answer is ALWAYS hookers and blow.
2012-12-21 11:23:48 AM  

Gonz: Craft beer. Duh.

A holiday bringing coals to Newcastle.
2012-12-21 01:29:13 PM  
2012-12-21 02:27:50 PM  

Tyee: Wine.

D'oh! You beat me to it!

Congrats, UseUrHeadFred.
2012-12-21 03:48:41 PM  
Thanks, all! I'm thinking about taking my wife on a cruise and converting the rest into extra special xmas gifts for the family.
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