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(Daily Mail)   Ummmm.. you're supposed to fall down when you die from a head injury   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, asphyxiation, West Sussex, Wolverhampton  
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2012-12-20 09:51:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-12-20 08:50:49 PM  
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Gets deep gash in skull - doesn't notice.
Looses copious amounts of blood - doesn't notice.
Dies - doesn't notice.
That's drunk, baby.
2012-12-20 08:45:05 PM  
2 votes:
I heard he was a Stand-Up guy.
2012-12-20 09:44:12 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-20 09:04:59 PM  
1 vote:

Biscuit Tin: Gets deep gash in skull - doesn't notice.
Looses copious amounts of blood - doesn't notice.
Dies - doesn't notice.
That's drunk, baby.


Probably got hit in the back of the head by an exploding biscuit tin.

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2012-12-20 09:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
A friend called out to Mr Evans when he saw him stood in the kitchen
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Coroner's court heard how Mr Evans was four times the drink drive limit

 
Mr. Evans also was able to write this article, apparently.
2012-12-20 08:57:15 PM  
1 vote:

Indubitably: Indubitably: To file
 
P.S. It's  supposed


P.P.S. I will do editing work via e-mail, for cash.
2012-12-20 08:49:25 PM  
1 vote:
There's plenty of brain dead people standing up all over the world. Nothing to see here.
2012-12-20 08:47:50 PM  
1 vote:
So they managed to find a way to get him to stay standing after he died. Sounds like the zombie-making experiments are finally showing some results.
 
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