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(News 8000 La Crosse)   Man shot in chest while test-driving car. He almost bought it   ( news8000.com) divider line
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2012-12-20 07:30:09 PM  
Buy the undercoating next time.
2012-12-20 07:32:22 PM  
I want a Camaro deked-out with latest carbon-armor, and disaster readied, stat.
Please deliver it to my  home.
Thank you.
2012-12-20 07:36:24 PM  
Was it a koenigsegg?
2012-12-20 07:39:09 PM  
To viking
2012-12-20 07:39:52 PM  
To Viking!
*arms raised and flexingly defiant*
2012-12-20 07:41:20 PM  
He was just putting speed holes in the car. It makes it go faster.
2012-12-20 07:41:22 PM  
Subby, you're my favorite. Thank you for the laugh.
2012-12-20 07:42:45 PM  
I don't know why, but it made me think of this...

2012-12-20 07:46:34 PM  
Shot in the chest
Treated and released
2012-12-20 07:49:38 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Shot in the chest

Treated and released


Kinda like Catch & Release program, they just ratchet it up a step.
2012-12-20 07:58:50 PM  
+1 to subby for clever headline
2012-12-20 08:14:25 PM  
2012-12-20 08:56:53 PM  
He's a leaf on the wind
2012-12-21 01:00:41 AM  

Nothing To See Here: Buy the undercoating next time.

The dealer said he'd knock 100 dollars off the Trucoat.
2012-12-21 09:06:38 PM  
I've kareoke'd both Afroman songs you know at that bar

crowd loved it. there were cheers, and beers, and then I made out with my girlfriend at the phallic Golden Spike across the street

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