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(Science Daily)   Analysis of Marcellus flowback finds high levels of ancient brines, low levels of people who speak English in What   ( sciencedaily.com) divider line
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1307 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Dec 2012 at 7:23 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-20 05:12:58 PM  
Does Marcellus Shale look like a biatch?
2012-12-20 05:45:24 PM  

usernameguy: Does Marcellus Shale look like a biatch?

2012-12-20 06:25:54 PM  

shanrick: usernameguy: Does Marcellus Shale look like a biatch?


Carbon date 'What?' again motherfarker!
2012-12-20 06:32:54 PM  
I'm gonna get medieval on those rocks.
2012-12-20 06:35:13 PM  
Can I have a sip of your tasty brine?
2012-12-20 07:27:07 PM  
Hey, shale may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker.
2012-12-20 07:50:21 PM  
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-fitting roughnecks to go to work on the down hole here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get paleozoic on your ass.

/Did you notice a sign out in front of my well that said "Ancient Brine Storage"?
2012-12-20 08:02:10 PM  
Oh yay, another reason to geek out about the Marcellus, as if the pyrite nodules weren't enough. So...sparkly...

/i love my job
2012-12-20 08:39:40 PM  
I love this thread so much.
2012-12-20 10:15:31 PM  
English, motherfracker, do you speak it?
2012-12-21 04:05:47 AM  
Let's not start suckin each other's dicks just yet.
2012-12-21 08:15:42 AM  
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the farking shale
2012-12-21 05:38:33 PM  
Yeah this is cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shiate is between me, you, and Dr. Soon-To-Be-Drilling-The-Rest-of-His-Shale-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Geologist here. It ain't no other energy companies business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your shale privileges. Deal?
2012-12-22 09:49:24 PM  
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